Remember why you voted for Bush?

[Skarr]

because he can keep this country safe! He knows how to keep America secure!!

this just in:

Reuters
Naked Man Climbs Onto Moving Jet

Thu Nov 4, 9:22 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Canadian man, angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said on Wednesday.

Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane. The man was coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, said airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.

"This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do. If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine," she said.

"If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes."

The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not supply a valid credit card, Castles said.

Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker "running, naked, full-speed" toward the plane.

Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from bi-polar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... odd_jet_dc

[Jabe Adaks]

Yeah, I feel real fucken safe when a naked Canadian can climb a fence and get right up next to a plane thats about to take off... He could have easily just have had bombs strapped to him.

Jabe

[Zannon]

You're right! If Kerry won a naked Canadian would never have been allowed to do that.

/roll eyes

[Krusshyk]

Jabe...if he had a bomb strapped to him, then he wouldn't have been naked. And unless "W" was the security guard who let the naked canuck onto the tarmac, I don't see the parralel. While he is a slow southerner, I can't fault him for this one.

[MrDooo]

I think that was one of his campaign promises.

...and to keep this country safe from naked Canadians

[Zannon]

I think that was one of his campaign promises.

...and to keep this country safe from naked Canadians

Come to think of it...I think you're right Dooo.

[X'an Shin]

Did he have a bomb strapped to his chest? No?

How again is a nutjob not being caught or stopped at LAX W's fault?

[Ceka]

I think that was one of his campaign promises.

...and to keep this country safe from naked Canadians

HEY!!.. WHy 4 U h8?

[Shipwreck]

Don't worry Hillary is gonna run in four years and save us all from this oppression.

[Jabe Adaks]

You guys should read the posts before flaming. I didn't say anything about GW.

Jabe

[Shipwreck]

Yeah, that may have been a pre-emptive strike.

edited to say: I wasn't flaming you, just the thread in general. =P

[Zannon]

You guys should read the posts before flaming. I didn't say anything about GW.

Jabe

Sorry...my comments were directed at lizard boy. All I got is love for ya man...now come get some sugar.

[Jerrel]

Look can we all just get off the hate wagon here if Karry won the world would have kept turnin and American would stil be here at it will be under Bush. Karry wouldn't have taken away any ones rights and Bush hasn't taken anyones rights away the only difrence between the two was the tax rate and weather we'd get permisson from the French before we could protect ourselves. Why is it that when one side wins the other start fomming at the mouth and starts yelling idiotic claims like Cliton will sale us out to the Chinesse and Bush is trying to destroy the world.

Oh on other thing the hole Bush is an idioiic enginous meglomaniac was funny now its just sad that people accually believe that.