Job Application to Club Midnight Casino

[Coiyonite Adaks]

CLUB MIDNIGHT CASINO JOB APPLICATION FORM
ATTN: SERET SAJET

First Name: Coiyonite
Last Name: Adaks
Imperial Security Number: S479829094-7

Street Address: 8 North MidCo Way
City: Nocturnus Planet: Lok

Guild Hall Phone: 7459-58487463628948-498375439894379-843767-5-2
Holonet Phone: 7459-58487463628948-498375439894379-843767-5-3

Have you ever applied for employment with us?
[ ]Yes [x] No If yes, when?: N/A

Position Desired: Security Clerk
Desired Salary: 11 Credits/Hour

Work Eligibility

Are you eligible to work in the Outer Rim? [x] Yes [ ] No

Are you available to work holidays? [x] Yes [ ] No
I generally don't observe wookiee life day or other holidays.

When will you be available to begin work?
Immediately, within 1 solar cycle.

Are you 17 or older? [ ] Yes [ ] No [x] Unknown
My birth records were destroyed when my current employer murdered my family.

Have you been convicted of or pleaded no contest to a felony within the last five years? [x] Yes [ ] No

If yes, please explain:

Its really kind of embarassing actually. I tried to take over the town where this establishment resides. I also tried to kill the mayor and the owners of the casino. It was an honest mistake.

Have you been convicted of, pleaded guilty to, or pleaded no contest to, an act of dishonesty, or breach of trust or moral turpitude, such as misdemeanor petty theft, burglary, fraud, writing bad checks, and
other related crimes within the last five (5) years? * [x] Yes [ ] No

If yes, please explain:

Again, I tried to kill the mayor, the owners of this casino and pretty much most of the town. Getting my ass handed to me 7 times in a row at a cloning center has made me rethink this plan. I also wrote a bad check to Zancorp once.

Do you have other special training or skills (additional spoken or written languages, computer software knowledge, machine operation experience, etc.)?

I pretty much know all languages in the outer rim. I can do really dumb tricks like make stuff move and tell you who's in town without walking outside. If I don't speak a certain language, I can read their mind and force the pathet... uh... figure out what any person is trying to tell me. In addition to these skills I have controlled er.. uh, retained the services I need to get computer terminals sliced er repaired and what not. I am also certified and trained in Windows XP Service Pack 2.

How did you hear of our organization?

Again, I tried to kill most of you. After I gutted the guild hall of everything that was in it, you decided to change it to a casino. So I figured since I was in a sense one of the "founders" of this establishment, I though it would be a good idea to become more of an active part in it.

*Conviction of a crime, or pleading guilty to a criminal charge, will not necessarily disqualify you from the job for which you are applying. Each conviction or plea will be considered with respect to time, job relatedness, and other relevant factors.

Availability

Days Available

Atunda [x] Katunda [x] Satunda [x] Datunda [ ] Natunda
Total Hours Available: 40
Hours Available: All

Comments:

Natundas are really bad for me. I try to have guild meetings that day and recruiting to rebuild my secret underground Imperial army. I also need extra time on occasion to hunt down and kill my brother Kushiel.

Education

High School: St. Palpatine Imperial Junior High in Coruscant, Coruscant
College: USC (University of Southern Coruscant) in Coruscant, Coruscant (its really just one big city)

Course of Study: Force Wielding, Minored in Mind Control
Number of Years Completed: 12 (I needed retake some courses)
Did You Graduate? [x] Yes [ ] No
Degree: B.S. in Mind Trickery

Employment History

Please give accurate and complete full-time employment record. Start with present or most recent employer. Include military experience if applicable.

Position #1
Company Name: Galactic Empire
City: All of them
State: See City
Company Phone Number: 1-800-984759-58487463628948-498375439894379-843767-5-6
Job Title: Sith Apprentice
Name of Supervisor: Lord Mercurious Aldanzis Scepitor of the 8th Sith Order
Employed (Years): 14 BBY to 1 AFY
Weekly Pay: Non-monetary, was granted control of most of the known universe.
Describe your work: Hunted down and murdered various Jedi. Was put in charge of exterminating my family. Ocassionally, I worked as a performance engineer where my moral-boosting support services helped complete projects like Death Stars and Super Star Destroyers more timely. I believe I was well liked by my fellow employees who showed outstanding motivation in my presence.

May we contact this employer? [ ] Yes [ ] No [X] Probably not a good idea
If not, why not? See above part, the one about my murdered my family.
Reason for leaving: No 401k plan or dental.

References:

Contact: Storm Trooper TK-421
Method: Phone, 1-800-984759-58487463628948-498375439894379-843767-5-6 ext 1138
Note: Sometimes he's not at his post, just call again.

Contact: Grand Moff Tarkin
Method: Phone, 1-800-984759-58487463628948-498375439894379-843767-5-6 ext 1139
Note: His number seems to be disconnected at the moment, keep trying.

Final Comments:

I have always been hard worker and am a good job motivator. I really think I can be a team player in the security need for your business. Or if you just need a magician. I can also sense if people are cheating, so its not a bad idea if I were to work the main floor. Thank you for your consideration, have a great day!

Coiyonite Adaks

[Keer]

Laff!

Nice call Coiy. Just like the old Las Vegas maybe beings can come to Nocturnus and start over without being judged by their illegal and immoral past.

[Seret Sajet]

Ha, Illegal and Immoral past? You just described most of Nocturnus.

Remember, what happens in Nocturnus stays in Nocturnus.

I'll consider the application if you can provide with the following...

-Active Clone Data
-Blood Sample
-Urine Sample (I won't have an spice fiends on my security team)
-Current Starship License (No Galactic IDs)
-Full checkup from Nile (For insurance purposes)
-Kimo feeding experience (I'll explain later)

[X'an Shin]

Coiy, that was hilarious!

My favorite was the bit about the Stormtrooper reference, and the job motivation thing on the Death Star.

[Coiyonite Adaks]

Coiy, that was hilarious!

My favorite was the bit about the Stormtrooper reference, and the job motivation thing on the Death Star.

Hehe, thanks I thought it would be funny to write a job application for a fallen Sith..

Coiy

[Nyase]

The galactic empire is like the mafia. you don't leave, you go in permanent retirement from life.....

[Lok'i Vidaar]

You could always fake your death and change your name, get new papers.. ;)