The ALL-NEW WTF Story thread

[Jabe Adaks]

Dude.. If I was 14 and nailed that teacher, I would be the stud of the century!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/22/teach ... index.html

/salute

Jabe

[Sai'nu]

Dude.. If I was 14 and nailed that teacher, I would be the stud of the century!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/22/teach ... index.html

/salute

Jabe

And note that the teacher is the one thats getting all the publicity. You know there will be some to t.v. special about it... she'll get a percentage... etc, etc.

Because they want the 'horny' kid to have a 'sheltered life' now... he won't see a dime.

Now that makes me go WTF!?!

Course, I could be wrong. Human nature though... gets ya every time.

[Keer]

"Debra LaFave"...sounds like a made-for-video name already.

While I understand that adult-on-kid sex is wrong...in real practical terms that kid will probably walk into his freshman year of high school with every "bad girl" wanting to hook up. He could be booked up through Senior Prom.

And then there are the parents:

Mom: OHH! My bayyy-bee's been corrupted! That heifer!!! How dare she?!

Dad: I can only feel sorrow for this disturbed woman, Debra LaFave. I will be having several Father to Son talks, soon. (Inside he's proud as hell....and maybe a bit envious.)

Hey, I'm just sayin'. On the real.

[Krusshyk]

Wow. For a middle school teacher, she is kinda hot.

As a second "wow," the article said they had sex 4 times in 3 days. I don't know how you have sex 1.3 times per day, but I would really like to learn his secret. Like maybe there is a code word or secret hand shake or something that I don't know.

[Jabe Adaks]

DUDE, THAT GIRL IS HOT.

Jabe

[Lok'i Vidaar]

3 times in 4 days...

Maybe they were having sex from like 11:45pm till 12:30am or soemthing one of the nights.... :P

[X'an Shin]

Wow. For a middle school teacher, she is kinda hot.

As a second "wow," the article said they had sex 4 times in 3 days. I don't know how you have sex 1.3 times per day, but I would really like to learn his secret. Like maybe there is a code word or secret hand shake or something that I don't know.

Well, when you have normal sized balls, it doesn't take 48 hours for them to "refresh" I guess.

But yeah, what jury could possibly convict that woman? 12 fugly old women? I'd be all "I find the defendant not guilty on account of I'd hit that too."

[Rinna]

As a junior high school teacher myself, all I can say is, "Eeeeewwww!!!!" That girl HAS to have some sort of emotional and/or mental issues to be able to do what she did.

I'd have to say, though, that knowing what I do about the boys in this age group, Jabe and Keer are 100% right. That kid will be getting the /BMOC vote from all his buddies.

Rinna

[Jabe Adaks]

I can't believe some 25 yr-old girl that is pretty much gorgeous is going to nail some 14 yr-old kid. It blows my mind. I mean when you got the looks you can pretty much get what you want without breaking laws.

/boggle

Jabe

[Sai'nu]

The story says something like she was arroused because it was wrong. I assumed because she was married. But now I'm starting to think she was arroused because of the age.

Maybe she saw the music video for "Hot for teacher" one too many times and wanted to 'be' the teacher sex object. It is absolutely mind boggling though.

[X'an Shin]

Look, all I know is if she wants someone to dress up like a 14 year old so she can cheat on her husband, I'm willing to go that distance.

[Jabe Adaks]

Look, all I know is if she wants someone to dress up like a 14 year old so she can cheat on her husband, I'm willing to go that distance.

Hellz yeah. My mind is still blown away. I mean sex offenders are supposed to be fugly/desperate old dudes.

Jabe

[Skorixor]

aww what did the husband buy his pregnant fiance?

A new fancy crib?

no


A romantic getaway?

nope


lots of toys for their upcoming first child?

uh uh



how about a brand new hospital-grade sonagram machine?

you betcha!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051123/ap_ ... ple_cruise

[Illbleed]

I don't care if your a hardcore gamer or not. These people are stupid...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051123/wr_ ... ox_ebay_dc

[Keer]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051123/ap_ ... ple_cruise

It would be ironic if Katie had post-partum depression. Tom would be just the bestest company for her.

Katie: Honey, I'm feeling down in the dumps since the baby was born.

Tom: There's NOTHING wrong with you! You just need to sit in an isolated space that's mono-colored and focus on something.

Katie: Space is depressing...Mono-colors are depressing....Sitting is depre-

Tom: I said "focus" dammit! I will not have Brooke Shields one-upping me! Now start chanting.