Ekade Needs a Man Thread, part Deux.

[Ekade]

Whars application:


I don't like you, or your silly people. Im broke, and have no plans on buying you anything. I have half a leftover sammich in my pocket. I might share it.
I don't have a decent ship. I dont have a decent house. I sleep in abandoned buildings. Im short, I have frills instead of lekku, and Im blue (dabba de boo).
I don't like you, don't like your house, and don't like your species in general. If you subjected me to an interview, I would probably take a grumpy on your favorite chair.
BUT... you may notice for a while that the shadows look kinda strange. And the sandclouds just dont seem the same. Because Whar is watching you. He is waiting to prove himself... but he still doesnt like you.

Whar? hmmm.. good gawd yall.

You chewed off your thumb at the last interview. Just an FYI.. chewing off your thumb.. *whispers* not good.

[warsloth]

he gots da Bionicle one now... good as new.

what about the sammich? He's willing to share.

[Ekade]

Iagos App (cause he's just a clone of Whar with more thumbs):

Iago's got a thing for purple twi'leks. He's rich compared to most musicians who have no other skills to fall back on. He's blue with that frill-mohawk thing going on, has a wonderful positive outlook, and isn't completly incompetent...all the time.

Pick Iago and he'll:

A. Shop until he finds something you don't already own.
2. Redirect all his hidden cameras at the Roba and Club Midnite
D. Skim credits from the pool he opens on how long it takes you to become AFKade next. 8-)

A. Good!!
2. Rediret on me, or away from me? And what about all the cameras you put in my temples and in my home?
D. Is that before or after you go LDIago? Or start screaming about tell hell in groupchat? Or telling the dancers to show more ass?

[KirtViza]

As for ekade, Well You know what I can do first hand..just give me a call when you want the rest of the meal.

Well, there is that small problem with Kirt being frozen in carbonite.. or wherever he is right now.

Well I umm....used my credit card and I um..can play again

[IagoBoom]

Iagos App (cause he's just a clone of Whar with more thumbs):

Iago's got a thing for purple twi'leks. He's rich compared to most musicians who have no other skills to fall back on. He's blue with that frill-mohawk thing going on, has a wonderful positive outlook, and isn't completly incompetent...all the time.

Pick Iago and he'll:

A. Shop until he finds something you don't already own.
2. Redirect all his hidden cameras at the Roba and Club Midnite
D. Skim credits from the pool he opens on how long it takes you to become AFKade next. 8-)

A. Good!!
2. Rediret on me, or away from me? And what about all the cameras you put in my temples and in my home?
D. Is that before or after you go LDIago? Or start screaming about tell hell in groupchat? Or telling the dancers to show more ass?

Where'd you learn to count?

A. Eh, I'm not patient enough to wait for the next publish. ;)
2. What cameras?
D. How would you know about any of that? Aren't you usually too busy repairing typos and mt'ing?

*hugs*

[Jabe Adaks]

**moved to Jibber Jabber and unlocked**

Jabe

[Novall]

There will only be one male that could ever make Ekade's Lekku stand up, but unfortunately that male is now to busy with RL female Twi'lek and EQ2. I do watch though and hope that whoever she gets can handle her :P


Good luck...whoever the poor soul is.

Oh, and dont pick Kirt.

[Ekade]

There will only be one male that could ever make Ekade's Lekku stand up, but unfortunately that male is now to busy with RL female Twi'lek and EQ2. I do watch though and hope that whoever she gets can handle her :P


Good luck...whoever the poor soul is.

Oh, and dont pick Kirt.

Yeah.. Ekade is trouble. There is nothing but pain and suffering in her wake.

Kirt is like the all wrong guy named "snake". I see him pulling up on a swoop, a 2-day beard, chewing on a toothpick. *"bad to the bone" playing in the background* He'd walk into my temple with muddy boots and..

Well. Use your inagination.

[KirtViza]

There will only be one male that could ever make Ekade's Lekku stand up, but unfortunately that male is now to busy with RL female Twi'lek and EQ2. I do watch though and hope that whoever she gets can handle her :P


Good luck...whoever the poor soul is.

Oh, and dont pick Kirt.

Yeah.. Ekade is trouble. There is nothing but pain and suffering in her wake.

Kirt is like the all wrong guy named "snake". I see him pulling up on a swoop, a 2-day beard, chewing on a toothpick. *"bad to the bone" playing in the background* He'd walk into my temple with muddy boots and..

Well. Use your inagination.

You know, the funny thing about what you said ekade is that, I myself have a 3 day old beard, and am usually seen with a toothpick in my mouth kinda creepy..you wouldnt happen to be stalking me would ya cause that would KICK ASS!!!!

[KirtViza]

There will only be one male that could ever make Ekade's Lekku stand up, but unfortunately that male is now to busy with RL female Twi'lek and EQ2. I do watch though and hope that whoever she gets can handle her :P


Good luck...whoever the poor soul is.

Oh, and dont pick Kirt.

STOP BLOCKING MY SHOTS YOU EQ GEEK!!!!!

[Seret Sajet]

Yeah.. Ekade is trouble. There is nothing but pain and suffering in her wake.

Excuse me?! Who said you could cop my wake? I spend a lot of time developing that wake. You can't just stroll your purple @$$ up and jack a man's wake like that!

Get yer own wake. I hear the wake of angst and self loathing is still available.

[Jabe Adaks]

This thread could break forum records... BTW, we hit 30k posts today.

Jabe

[Ekade]

Should this be moved to the appropriate forum?

[Ekade]

Yeah.. Ekade is trouble. There is nothing but pain and suffering in her wake.

Excuse me?! Who said you could cop my wake? I spend a lot of time developing that wake. You can't just stroll your purple @$$ up and jack a man's wake like that!

Get yer own wake. I hear the wake of angst and self loathing is still available.

Your wake? Puh-leeeeze.

Compared to my wake, yours is like the waves my toddler makes in the bath tub when she kicks her chubby little legs.

Ekade's wake like a major disaster, leaving behind sorrow and devastation on a global scale.

[Seret Sajet]

Ekade's wake like a major disaster, leaving behind sorrow and devastation on a global scale.

Um..... you're a Priestess. It doesn't speak well for a Religious leader to leave "sorrow" and "devistation" in her wake. I mean I'm a criminal, its in my contract. Shouldn't you be leaving "flowers and hope" in your wake or something?