The ALL-NEW WTF Story thread

[Isleh]

"He looked for female checkers that he thought did not know enough about electronic items to catch the switch,"

Oh nice, a thief, AND sexist to boot.

Those gurls r so dum. Thay dont no whut elaktronikz is.

19 and a Felony. Maybe, when he gets out of prison, his outlook may get a bit broader.... among other things.

[MrDooo]

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl- ... es&index=1

[X'an Shin]

I've got enough of those pics at home.

[Skorixor]

I've got enough of those pics at home.

x'an never DID like Santa

he can't even go to the mall this time of year, or he goes run back to the car crying

[MrDooo]

This should be on everybody's tree this year:

http://www.thbookservice.com/products/B ... d_cd=c6277

[Skorixor]

This should be on everybody's tree this year:

http://www.thbookservice.com/products/B ... d_cd=c6277

I know what I'm getting x'an for xmas!

[Keer]

If they made that ornament do the Jon Stewart-imitating-Bush laugh, I'd buy it.

"Henh-henh-heh..."

[Skorixor]

well that's one way to try and get in the court's favor

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051206/ap_ ... ddam_trial

The ousted Iraqi president sat stone-faced and silent during the woman's testimony but later exploded with anger. Waving a finger and pounding his desk, he told the judges to "go to hell" and vowed not to return to court when the trial resumes Wednesday.

and here's the photo
click here, it's hilarious

note the guy wearing the red cloth to the left, you can see him thinking, "WTF is he DOING!??!?"

then the two guys behind him look asleep, as well as everyone behind the glass panes behind them

[Zannon]

I watch a bunch of clips from the trial last night...whenever he's goes off on a tangent, the ALWAYS refers to himself in the 3rd person...over and over again in every sentence. That's a sure sign of a madman if I've ever seen one.

[Skorixor]

I watch a bunch of clips from the trial last night...whenever he's goes off on a tangent, the ALWAYS refers to himself in the 3rd person...over and over again in every sentence. That's a sure sign of a madman if I've ever seen one.

http://www.bobdole.org/photos/dolesmile5.jpg

"Bob Dole didn't do that. Bob Dole won't do that. Bob
Dole can't do that. Whatever." - Bob Dole

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole

[Sai'nu]

Something about this just made me cringe and go wtf to myself... Coke with Coffee?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051207/bs_ ... okeblak_dc

[MrDooo]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051213/ap_ ... r_s_plunge

[Jabe Adaks]

Death outlawed in Brazil:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/ ... index.html

Jabe

[mayth]

wtf......

[MrDooo]

One last WTF from me here for awhile:

http://triggur.org/communion/