SWG Tales

ArifoObi wrote:

MrDooo wrote:

ArifoObi wrote:Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

I'm pretty bad at movie quotes, but isn't that Ferris Bueller?

Dooo

When Harry Met Sally

Crap! Duh. Told ya I was bad.

BTW, there should be a NO GOOGLING rule in place for this...

MrDooo wrote:
BTW, there should be a NO GOOGLING rule in place for this...

Agreed. There's no fun in that.

I'm blanked on Seret's last one, though. And can anyone guess my earlier 2? They are from the same Oscar snagging movie (Best Actor) so it's not too obscure

"Who stole the fu%$ing truck?"

"What did you say?"

"Who stole the fu%$ing truck?"

Same movie. Line spoken by the actor who won the Oscar.

"Ya' know when I was pickin' beans in Guatemala, we used to make our own coffee. Not like this. This is crap, but that was some good coffee."

And reposting Seret's:

"THAT is a matter of opinion and I don't give a FUCK about yours"

Keer wrote: "Ya' know when I was pickin' beans in Guatemala, we used to make our own coffee. Not like this. This is crap, but that was some good coffee."

Ah I completely missed this one!

The Usual Suspects

One my favs.

And to help everyone a little bit here's a second quote from the same movie I quoted before. Once again, its vulgar but I have to do it. Sorry.

"Now is my shit together or is my shit together?"

Seret Sajet wrote:

Keer wrote: "Ya' know when I was pickin' beans in Guatemala, we used to make our own coffee. Not like this. This is crap, but that was some good coffee."

Ah I completely missed this one!

The Usual Suspects

One my favs.

And to help everyone a little bit here's a second quote from the same movie I quoted before. Once again, its vulgar but I have to do it. Sorry.

"Now is my shit together or is my shit together?"

Your quotes sound VERY familiar Seret but I can't put my finger on them.

Serets quote is from Usual Suspects.

hmmm...

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses suppose erroneously. But Moses he knowses his toses aren't roses, and Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Hashum wrote:Serets quote is from Usual Suspects.

Incorrect.

As for you quote I have NO clue.

Then it's from Dusk till Dawn but I'm pretty sure almost the exact same line is in Usual Suspects.

Hashum wrote:Then it's from Dusk till Dawn but I'm pretty sure almost the exact same line is in Usual Suspects.

Maybe, but you are correct it's from From Dusk till Dawn.

Both lines are from George Clooney's charcter Seth Gecko. That is probably one of my favorite characters in a film ever.

Ok, well my quote is actually from the Movie Singing in the Rain. Due to boredom I felt I'd answer my own and give an easier quote.

Bring out your dead!

I'm not dead yet....

Shut up you'll be stone cold in a minute.

That one is easy. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

Here's one from me.

"I will kill you until you die from it"

Ceka wrote: "I will kill you until you die from it"

Hot Shots - Part Duex

and another quote...

"Moisture is the essence of wetness."

"and wetness is the essence of beauty" - Zoolander

And here is another one from me:

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

Ceka wrote: "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

Army of Darkness

Have at it:

If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!

ArifoObi wrote: If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!

The Goonies - when chunk glued David's wang dang on upside down. Priceless.

(You guys are all quoting my favorite movies )

And another...

"All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'd be the most appalling publicity"

Nobody could possibly guess this one:

The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club!!!

Go on, take a guess, I bet ya can't.

Jabe