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[Zannon]

I mean what I my supposed to do with 600 Zanpons? Make a fort?

You can use them to soak up your tears.

Yeah, and at least we got those to sell. Sure, 63 Taiwanese grandmas died hand making them, but they're super absorbant and smell like opium poppies!!

[Seret Sajet]

I mean what I my supposed to do with 600 Zanpons? Make a fort?

You can use them to soak up your tears.

Yeah, and at least we got those to sell. Sure, 63 Taiwanese grandmas died hand making them, but they're super absorbant and smell like opium poppies!!

Thats because they made them from Opium poppies. I ended up storing them in a storage garage. Two days later the place went up in flames and the entire town of Joliet got high as hell. So basically no one noticed anything unusual.

What about the damn bobble-heads? What am I supposed to do with those. Even Spencers won't buy them. Thats pathetic.

[Zannon]

You can use them to soak up your tears.

Yeah, and at least we got those to sell. Sure, 63 Taiwanese grandmas died hand making them, but they're super absorbant and smell like opium poppies!!

Thats because they made them from Opium poppies. I ended up storing them in a storage garage. Two days later the place went up in flames and the entire town of Joliet got high as hell. So basically no one noticed anything unusual.

What about the damn bobble-heads? What am I supposed to do with those. Even Spencers won't buy them. Thats pathetic.

Have you tried the dollar store?

[Jorhel]

I mean what I my supposed to do with 600 Zanpons? Make a fort?

You can use them to soak up your tears.

Maybe I'll give them to Artie. He gets way more women than you anyway. R5 REPRESENT!

Yeah, Artie makes PimpBot (Conan O'Brien) look like a rookie.

[Seret Sajet]

Yeah, and at least we got those to sell. Sure, 63 Taiwanese grandmas died hand making them, but they're super absorbant and smell like opium poppies!!

Thats because they made them from Opium poppies. I ended up storing them in a storage garage. Two days later the place went up in flames and the entire town of Joliet got high as hell. So basically no one noticed anything unusual.

What about the damn bobble-heads? What am I supposed to do with those. Even Spencers won't buy them. Thats pathetic.

Have you tried the dollar store?

Yeah, they gave me a dollar to remove them from their store.

[Zannon]

Try Montana Charlie's, that's down by you...people will buy anything from there. You can give them away with those snake skin panneled boots Ahnk was making last season. Snake skin is always a hit at Montana Charlie's.

[Seret Sajet]

Try Montana Charlie's, that's down by you...people will buy anything from there. You can give them away with those snake skin panneled boots Ahnk was making last season. Snake skin is always a hit at Montana Charlie's.

I tried that. I even duck taped a pocket knife to them and gave away free corn dogs. They were authentic Montana Charlie's corn dogs too, the ones where you're not quite sure what fell into the batter and got deep fried along with them. Still no takers. The one guy with the confederate flag cape, nascar pajamas and hat that said "I Beat My Wife Better than you Beat your Wife" looked semi-interested but then he said "how tacky" and walked away.

[Zannon]

Try Montana Charlie's, that's down by you...people will buy anything from there. You can give them away with those snake skin panneled boots Ahnk was making last season. Snake skin is always a hit at Montana Charlie's.

I tried that. I even duck taped a pocket knife to them and gave away free corn dogs. They were authentic Montana Charlie's corn dogs too, the ones where you're not quite sure what fell into the batter and got deep fried along with them. Still no takers. The one guy with the confederate flag cape, nascar pajamas and hat that said "I Beat My Wife Better than you Beat your Wife" looked semi-interested but then he said "how tacky" and walked away.

I got it!!! We'll wait until they give the mayor something neat to give to the citizens for Christmas (like last year's wookiee snow globes)...but...now get this....we'll keep what they give us and hand out the bobble heads instead!!! It's perfect!!! Loot for us, crap for them!!! We'll make a fortune!!!!!

[Seret Sajet]

Now you're talking. We just need a hook, a reason the devs would hand out these Zannon Bobbleheads.......

I GOT IT! We tell everyone they're super secret Jedi power bobbleheads and you need to collect 429 of them to compete the jedi quest where you're rewarded with the ability to unlock a skill tree that lets you learn how to be certified for Jedi Cooking Spatula with +25 garnish experimentation as long as you get the 700K Image Designer XP to get all 4 boxes of the tree.

People will eat them up!

[Zannon]

Now you're talking. We just need a hook, a reason the devs would hand out these Zannon Bobbleheads.......

I GOT IT! We tell everyone they're super secret Jedi power bobbleheads and you need to collect 429 of them to compete the jedi quest where you're rewarded with the ability to unlock a skill tree that lets you learn how to be certified for Jedi Cooking Spatula with +25 garnish experimentation as long as you get the 700K Image Designer XP to get all 4 boxes of the tree.

People will eat them up!

Brilliant!!!

[Ringo Montgomery]

Jabe = meets

[Jabe Adaks]

Jabe = meets

ROFL

Jabe

[Norel]

ok now thats hilarious!!
hellzz yes i ll take a shirt or two!!
can you decorate them to your own liking?