Wow. So many of the shows you guys have posted here are things that I indeed have fond childhood memories of. Batman, Land of The Lost, The Banana Splits. I bet some of those
would be downright awful when viewed as an adult.
I dunno about Dukes of Hazzard tho. If I run across that on TV now, I'll still watch most of it. I still get a kick out of that show for some reason. How can you not love Roscoe? "Cuff 'em and stuff 'em Flash!"
My Top 5 Worst TV Shows (in no particular order):
1.
Thundercats
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blundercats.php
I always somewhat liked this show as a kid. However, I ran into it somewhere recently (Cartoon Network maybe) and watched it. I literally couldn't watch it longer than five minutes, and was left feeling ashamed that I'd ever liked it. The corny dialogue, the TMI in Lion-o's spandex crotch, the white trash guitar riffs...dear lord it was
horrible.
2.
The Star Wars Made-For-TV Ewoks Movie
If any of you never had the misfortune of seeing it and are curious, check your local Blockbuster kids' section. They
may still have a copy of this (the one by my house does). GL wasted no time cashing in on the popularity of the ewoks amongst the kid set. I was maybe 9 or 10 at the time, and I distinctly remember being left in charge of my 5 year-old cousin who LOVED this shit while the adults did grown-up things, and she'd invariably ask to watch it (recorded on Betamax no less, heh). She never got tired of watching it. I had to have watched this movie with her a dozen times, and it was worse each time I saw it.
3.
The Fox version of "Doctor Who"
It just wasn't cool at all. Not even a little bit. Except for the very first scene where Sylvester McCoy gets blasted on by some Crips in an alley. That made me laugh.
2.
Johnny Quest
I HATED this cartoon more than anything else in childhood, yet I always watched it when it came on. Have you ever hated something so much, and yet couldn't look away? That's how it was for me with this show. I hated Hadji, I hated Bandit, I thought Johnny Quest was a pussy, and there was something not quite right about Dr. Quest and Race (if you know what I mean).
1.
Anything called "Star Trek" not starring William Shatner
I LOVED the original Star Trek as a kid. Every attempt at reviving it just pissed me off. Star Trek had a formula that couldn't be messed with for every single episode: Phasers on stun. Kirk sucking in his gut long enough to kick some ass before getting winded. Hot, scantily-clad 60's chicks. I found every new incarnation of "Star Trek" to be over-moralizing, and lacking in both action and underdressed hotties. In fact, the only thing that ever got me to watch any of the new Star Trek shows was Jerri Ryan's borg-breasts seriously testing the limitations of her uniform. And I still thought that show sucked bawls.