Ummm bad movies?

[Yggdrasil]

Terrible Film #1:
Van Helsing
Who wrote that film? A 10-year old with mental disorder?
I'd rather watch Mon Calamaris mate.

Terrible Film #2:
Del'tar Does Dallas
Boy what a let-down. If you ask me they used way too many special effects and Del'tar scenes still looked like seven levels of ass.

I'm confused...

Who played the part of Dallas? Was it Corbin?

Or was it Dallas's parts?

[Krusshyk]

Actually, it was Patrick Duffy.

I agree, I wanted artistic license with my character in that one, but the directors were being little bitches about it.

The lighting was all wrong for most of those scenes, hence my ass shots not being too good. I will be discussing my ideas with the directors for the sequel "Del'tar Does Manhattan", with the part of Manhattan being played by Chuck Woolery or Bob Barker.

It's time to go to work!