SWG Tales

Del'tar Chagas wrote:So it was legal to fire them, even though it was illegal to buy them? Weren't all fully auto-matic weapons included in the assault weapons ban that was recently done away with?

No. It is legal to own them however you have to purchase a Federal stamp to own a Fully automatic firearm. The assault weapons ban only banned the sale of, what the government deemed, assault rifles manufactured after the ban went into effect.

And thankfully that riduculous ban ran out and wasn't renewed.

Spontaneous loss of my "ego" and "super-ego", transforming me into a mean spirited "Id" with no filter between his brain and mouth.

I would have the greatest super power of all. Eaither to manipulate objects like how you would use the force to throw things and pull them to you or, I would have the ability to control time so if I did something wrong I could rewind and do it over.

Jaminos...

"But what if he shot ya in the face?"

Duh! You forget I can manipulate objects so I would stop the bullet in mid air.

Ah...how silly of me. Of *COURSE* you can!

/looks at nurse
/whisper>nurse fetch the 'fun' jacket...stat.

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Ah...how silly of me. Of *COURSE* you can!

/looks at nurse
/whisper>nurse fetch the 'fun' jacket...stat.

Better save that for Ekade, she needs it more then me.

I really weant to be happy Jabe today. I am getting the feeling two people are taking shots at each other again today.

http://swgtales.com/forum/viewtopic.php ... t=15#25388

Just chill, we're trying to change things around here for happiness and joy all around.

Jabe

Super power?

I used to think 'What would I wish for if I had the genie in the lamp'. So this assumes 3 wishes, all occurring simultaniously so that the genie doesn't decide to kill me in the process:

Omnipotence
Selective Omniscience
Selective Immortality

Or how to become a deity in 3 easy steps. Ok, that was me reverting back to my pre-teen wish list. If I had to pick a super power it would probably be a form of time travel where I could witness past and future events but have no effect on them. I DON'T WANT TO SCREW UP THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!

MrDooo wrote:Super power?

I used to think 'What would I wish for if I had the genie in the lamp'. So this assumes 3 wishes, all occurring simultaniously so that the genie doesn't decide to kill me in the process:

Omnipotence
Selective Omniscience
Selective Immortality

Or how to become a deity in 3 easy steps. Ok, that was me reverting back to my pre-teen wish list. If I had to pick a super power it would probably be a form of time travel where I could witness past and future events but have no effect on them. I DON'T WANT TO SCREW UP THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!

Just pick the correct lotto numbers.....

You mentioned selective Omniscience...isn't that kind of an oxymoron? No, it not kind of...it IS an oxymoron. I imagine you mean that you would only like to know certain things, but by definition, omniscience is knowledge of all things, isn't it? You want to selectively know all things, but not things like how often your parents "do it". But the moment you choose to be omniscient, you would know that. Kinda defeats the purpose of being all knowing. Why not just Near-omniscient?

And omnipotent...does that mean its like you take viagra 24-7?

Del'tar Chagas wrote:You mentioned selective Omniscience...isn't that kind of an oxymoron? No, it not kind of...it IS an oxymoron. I imagine you mean that you would only like to know certain things, but by definition, omniscience is knowledge of all things, isn't it? You want to selectively know all things, but not things like how often your parents "do it". But the moment you choose to be omniscient, you would know that. Kinda defeats the purpose of being all knowing. Why not just Near-omniscient?

OK, near-omnicience, sure. Whatever term you wanna use, Deltoid. I don't feel like hearing how my mom is gettin it on like you have to put up with.

Del'tar Chagas wrote:And omnipotent...does that mean its like you take viagra 24-7?

Yes.

You son of a bitch, Dooo.

Well played, fish man.

*Note: I know dooo personally...I can call him a son of a bitch if he deserves it...which he does.

MrDooo wrote:

Del'tar Chagas wrote:And omnipotent...does that mean its like you take viagra 24-7?

Yes.

Talk about your "hard" water...

/whistles innocently and wanders forward to his past

Del'tar Chagas wrote:You mentioned selective Omniscience...isn't that kind of an oxymoron? No, it not kind of...it IS an oxymoron. I imagine you mean that you would only like to know certain things, but by definition, omniscience is knowledge of all things, isn't it? You want to selectively know all things, but not things like how often your parents "do it". But the moment you choose to be omniscient, you would know that. Kinda defeats the purpose of being all knowing. Why not just Near-omniscient?

And omnipotent...does that mean its like you take viagra 24-7?

I kinda took it as like the Ticks "neigh-invulnerable"