SWG Tales

Ekade wrote:

Shipwreck wrote:Hey, I don't know how much time I got left here. Do I get the job or what?

A sailor huh? You good with rope?

Are you available to work on a per diem basis?

Wait... you are gonna pay me? Oh hell I usually am the one paying. But I am flexible... very flexible.

And as far as rope goes I can tie forty different knots blindfolded and behind my back. I know a knot for every occasion.

Shipwreck wrote:

Ekade wrote:

Shipwreck wrote:Hey, I don't know how much time I got left here. Do I get the job or what?

A sailor huh? You good with rope?

Are you available to work on a per diem basis?

Wait... you are gonna pay me? Oh hell I usually am the one paying. But I am flexible... very flexible.

And as far as rope goes I can tie forty different knots blindfolded and behind my back. I know a knot for every occasion.

Wonderful.. Can you teach Seret everything you know about ropes?

*slides Shipwreck some credits*

Great! Thanks.

I'll try, but I find that Twi'leks are hard to train.

Shipwreck wrote:I'll try, but I find that Twi'leks are hard to train.

Na let me show you...

*Sharp whistle* *Ekade comes running from behind a tree*

"Good girl" *Jaminos scratch's Ekade under her chin then throws a a snack to her* Just foolin with ya Ekade

Ok...Ok...Back off you louts!! I'm gone for a while and you all think you're god's gift to Lekku.

Ekade baby, come on over here and get a little bit of the big, blue ME!!
You know you want me...I'll make ya purr like kitten and scream like
the banshee you know you want to be. Let me love ya like a real
woman and you'll never want another...................................................
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..................................................and don't forget to bring some friends.

I was wondering how long it would take you to get here. *playful lekku flip*

SD Zannon.. you know how to talk to me. *melts*


So what are those sensors really used for?

*gulp*
Oh my..
*purr*

/mumble damn woman... only one that ever was good disappeared. But there was that one that I was talking too before I got lost in space but now she is missing... why is it every woman I take home disappears...

Ok... Here is my last attempt. I am a multimillionaire with failing health.

Shipwreck wrote:Ok... Here is my last attempt. I am a multimillionaire with failing health.

ROFL!!

You have some potential man.. No, really.

Jabe

Jabe Adaks wrote:

Shipwreck wrote:Ok... Here is my last attempt. I am a multimillionaire with failing health.

ROFL!!

You have some potential man.. No, really.

Jabe

Actually its the parrot hes an extra 6 inches!!

OMG!

Ekade wrote:Oh no.. maybe I should have just stayed happy with the locked thread.

Wow maybe I wont come back to the game /hashurtfeelings

Shipwreck wrote:Ok... Here is my last attempt. I am a multimillionaire with failing health.

*suddenly pulls your application out of the trash*

Tandis wrote:

Ekade wrote:Oh no.. maybe I should have just stayed happy with the locked thread.

Wow maybe I wont come back to the game /hashurtfeelings

Here's a tip... The "feel sorry for me" act does not work with Ekade. Go more the SD Zannon route.

Ekade wrote:

Tandis wrote:

Ekade wrote:Oh no.. maybe I should have just stayed happy with the locked thread.

Wow maybe I wont come back to the game /hashurtfeelings

Here's a tip... The "feel sorry for me" act does not work with Ekade. Go more the SD Zannon route.

I am sorry ekade I have more respect for women than SD has. You are a beautiful and rare creature who deserves to be pampered and cared for. If you lived with me in my mansion (you know of the Jargin fortune) then I shall have my servents tend to your every need. I will make sure that you yourself are never a slave again. You would be my queen and I shall be yuor king. I will give you time to think about this my godess.