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I'm not even going to start on my GI Joe or He-Man collections.

I hope i make it to the Roba, but my computer has been fried lately.

any one remember the GI Joe public service announcements? Like don't talk to strangers and crap like that?

I remember them =). but the edited ones are better. I will try to post a link if I can find it.

the creepy ones where kids find prescripton drugs out of the medicine cabinet and a friggin GI Joe guy speaks up after obviously watching the children in the bathroom from the window? Disturbing if you ask me.

Now i know!

And knowing is half the battle.

Thats just as disturbing as Deep Six popping out of a POND where two half-naked boys are swimming. What the hell is he doing in a POND with full dive gear on watching young boys?!

Of course my favorite is the PSA where the boy slips on the cracked ice and a JOE comes to rescue him. You know why. Because they all scream the Joe's name.... SNOWJOB!

and Knowing is half the battle....

... the other half is BIG @*$&ING WEAPONS!

Seret Sajet wrote:and Knowing is half the battle....

... the other half is BIG @*$&ING WEAPONS!

That only fire lasers barely capable of pointing out a rising trend in spending on a board-room presentatin slide!

X'an Shin wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:and Knowing is half the battle....

... the other half is BIG @*$&ING WEAPONS!

That only fire lasers barely capable of pointing out a rising trend in spending on a board-room presentatin slide!

they do a good job of destroying those personal bubble jet hovering things. Too bad they have such great pilot ejection systems.

always has to be a naysayer.

Hey wait I remember the Joe's blowing up tons of Cobra's troops!

Oh wait, those where Cobra B.A.T.S. Had to make machine cobra troops so the Joe's could actually hit something. Sad.

(My god we should call this forum "Please Derail all Threads Immediatley")

Seret Sajet wrote:(My god we should call this forum "Please Derail all Threads Immediatley")

Ain't that the truth.. :lol:

Zaph wrote:any one remember the GI Joe public service announcements? Like don't talk to strangers and crap like that?

Boy: "Now I know"

Joe: "An knowing is half the battle"


Everyone leaves feeling warm and fuzzy.

Oh my god, a thread got derailed to GI Joe and I missed it???

About two month ago, I was in the shower with a nice young lady, and what do I choose to do? Lather her up? Start with the sweet lovin? Nope, I stood there having this fully animated conversation....

"Ok, so you see the Statue of Liberty and fireworks are going off like it's the 4th of July and stuff right... then you hear like this buzz and you look up and you see the moon and this huge ship... then this music starts, right, and it's like 'dun dun dun dun DUNT DUNT dun dun dun dun DUNT DUNT'.... then this guys starts singing, he's all like "Crashing through the sky comes a fearful cry of Cobra... COBRA!... cause see, when Cobra is going into battle that's what they yell... so this song is like perfectly timed with them doing they're battle cry... there was this paratrooper and his face came into the camera at the perfect time..."

...and I go on to explain the rest and how that was the greatest cartoon beginning of all time, but how they will NEVER show it on TV since 9/11.

Eh, cobra was never evil enough. I did like the movie opening though. I got bored and started singing that to annoy people one day.

Not evil enough? They were an evil terrorist organization built on world domination who tried to BLOW UP THE STATUE OF LIBERTY ON THE 4TH OF JULY.

Man, it doesn't get much more evil than that.