Mistells, oh how I love thee...

[Zannon]

"gimme some sugar, momma!"

Oh, it was that...I just didn't want the cake she was making with it too!

:P

[X'an Shin]

Even funnier was when Ekade saw it and said "I know its a dancer's cage but what purpose does the shower serve?" Thats when we all knew Ekade was 100% woman. Only a woman would think "Why would men want to see wet dancers?"

I think she was asking "What's the shower there for?"

And I'm trying to answer in character: "Uh, to make the dancers *wetter*... and the patrons...hornier?"

Much embarrasment ensued.

[Ekade]

Then the next day Ekade comes to town and see's Zannon's Dancer Cage complete with built-in shower.

And for the record...

You guys are NOT perverts.

*looks into the dancers room with a LARGE shower-dance-cage*

Repeat, NOT perverts.

*cough* *cough*


But seriously.. when does the casino open? *wink*

[Zannon]

When my bouncer scrapes together enough dough for a 60 game card!

Actually that's not true, when I finish Jabba's palace a few times for the paintings I want (thank goodness for those NPC accounts). It'll probably be in about 2 weeks...I'm changing some of the decor a bit.

[Gaaralow]

When my bouncer scrapes together enough dough for a 60 game card!

Actually that's not true, when I finish Jabba's palace a few times for the paintings I want (thank goodness for those NPC accounts). It'll probably be in about 2 weeks...I'm changing some of the decor a bit.

Hehe. I doubt I'll come up with the gamecard money 'till after GenCon. I still don't have money to pay for the trip. You'll have to rely on Dooo to scare the partons.

[Nyase]

I think the worst misstell i'd done was when I was discussing my bases' vun times and vunerabilites with someone and inaveratdly sent them to a rebel of an opposing guild who'd conatcted me.

[Keer]

Ok, I decided I can't keep this one in the vault anymore... Its too damn funny.

So its over a week ago at the first S&V night and this girl I know who has always been uber-flirty with me shows up. I won't name her, cause she'll never forgive me. So she is sitting in the far corner really quiet with some guy I don't know who is right by her. In the past, she only knows me as Jabe so she has no idea who I am as Coiyonite. So I decide to say hey...

I sent a simple "Hey whats up.." in /tell. Then... the ultimate mistell:

"**sucking your [edit]** oooohh uuummm yeah"

Then she was all embarrassed and pissed that I busted her out for cybering in the Lucky Despot. I ended up NOT telling her who I was, just because I thought it would be better that way. I did recommend group chat for future experiences...

Coiy

LMAO! That's the best laugh all day. Thanks, Coiy.

[Ekade]

Here's a good one...

A gentleman was in the Asamoya cantina, applying to be a guardian of the sisterhood. He was acting very polite, a perfect gentleman. I was impressed by his eloquence.

Well... he must have been in a tell conversation with his buddy... but he must have hit the semicolon part way through his tell...

In spatial he blurts out..

"t care what they are into. I am just a horny BLEEP bastard. I want BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP"

I was cracking up for a good 5 min. Poor guy was sooooo embarassed.


Side note: I do recall one Keer Tregga sending me an interesting misstell. It was something to do with Leia in Jedi.. something about a bikini. Scoundrel!

[Novall]

I accidentally sent a tell that was ment for my ingame wife...to one of my mercs.

I think he was more embarassed then I was

[Snewpy]

Well... he must have been in a tell conversation with his buddy... but he must have hit the semicolon part way through his tell...

I hate when that friggen' happens. I never had an experience where I told people in the game I wanted to BLEEP them, but it is a real pain in the ass, when, you are typeing a long drawn out message to someone; and you end up hitting the semicolon instead of the apostrophie. Friggen' sux.

[Skarr]

here's my misstell from tonight:

standing with a group of people waiting for the shuttle, when up walks a wookiee wearing that new armor with the huge tusks/horns and stands next to me...so I say to my Nocturnus guys, "you should see this new dumb ass armor this lame wookiee is wearing, it's f*****g stupid looking"


cept it was on spatial

[Seret Sajet]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Why do I get the feeling you weren't all that embarassed by saying it out loud?

[TramelRaggs]

I got my "worst" mistell last night. I sent a guy a /t asking who the group leader was and he replied, almost instantly with "in the ass?"

[Coiyonite Adaks]

I got my "worst" mistell last night. I sent a guy a /t asking who the group leader was and he replied, almost instantly with "in the ass?"

Yeah if I am sending soemthing that is critical like that (e.g. specifying a bodily location) I tend to be explicit by using /t name message and don't chance the quickie ctrl+r for /reply!!

Coiy

[Ekade]

I got my "worst" mistell last night. I sent a guy a /t asking who the group leader was and he replied, almost instantly with "in the ass?"

Exactly what kind of "group" activity were you involved in, Colonel? Hmmm?

*raises eyebrow*