SWG Tales

*looks over her post*

*winces*


At least I am happy when buzzed.

Ekade wrote:*looks over her post*

*winces*


At least I am happy when buzzed.

*gooses Ekade with a vibromotor*

Buzz Buzz! Get happy!

Ekade wrote:*looks over her post*

*winces*


At least I am happy when buzzed.

Hey you made this bed now sleep in it, E-Lady.

... and it appears your bed has a midget under the covers and smells of whiskey and lighter fluid.

Jebus how much did you drink?!!

Keer wrote:

Ekade wrote:*looks over her post*

*winces*


At least I am happy when buzzed.

*gooses Ekade with a vibromotor*

Buzz Buzz! Get happy!

If I was not happy before, I am happy now!

*nibbles on the end of her lekku while eyeing the vibromotor in Keer's hand*

Seret Sajet wrote:
Jebus how much did you drink?!!

Very little.. lol. Apparently it does not take much these days. It's been a while since I have "gone out". Most evenings are spent taking care of my little twi'leks.. teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

Ekade wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:
Jebus how much did you drink?!!

Very little.. lol. Apparently it does not take much these days. It's been a while since I have "gone out". Most evenings are spent taking care of my little twi'leks.. teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

While at the same time doing your very best to hide Keer's vibromotor so the little Junior Templettes don't find it and bring it to show-n-tell.

By the way, PLEASE tell me one of those little twi'leks you speak of is NOT a boy. You are so going to get him beat up at Tattooine High.

Ekade wrote: teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

We're suppose to clean behind our lekku? Oh man....

Ekade wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:
Jebus how much did you drink?!!

Very little.. lol. Apparently it does not take much these days. It's been a while since I have "gone out". Most evenings are spent taking care of my little twi'leks.. teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

... how to properly uncork a bottle of wine.

JK! :P

*love Ekade*

Iri wrote:

Ekade wrote: teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

We're suppose to clean behind our lekku? Oh man....

You got a Whoopin' comin' and Momma is a Master Fencer!

/hands Iri a piece of leather

Bite down on this. Trust me on this. It helps.

Seret Sajet wrote:
While at the same time doing your very best to hide Keer's vibromotor so the little Junior Templettes don't find it and bring it to show-n-tell.

By the way, PLEASE tell me one of those little twi'leks you speak of is NOT a boy. You are so going to get him beat up at Tattooine High.

Sheesh.. this is going south in a hurry..


The Templettes are both girls, and cute as cute can be.

I'm not too worried about them getting beat up. Templette #1 is looking like she will be very tall. She already towers over the rest of her preschool class. If genetics have anything to do with it she'll end up over 6'. *flex*

Isleh wrote:

Ekade wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:
Jebus how much did you drink?!!

Very little.. lol. Apparently it does not take much these days. It's been a while since I have "gone out". Most evenings are spent taking care of my little twi'leks.. teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

... how to properly uncork a bottle of wine.

JK! :P

*love Ekade*

ZING!!!


LOL.. daaaaayum.

/soapoperastylecatfight ON

Seret Sajet wrote:

Iri wrote:

Ekade wrote: teaching them how to dance and clean behind their lekku.. that sort of thing.

We're suppose to clean behind our lekku? Oh man....

You got a Whoopin' comin' and Momma is a Master Fencer!

/hands Iri a piece of leather

Bite down on this. Trust me on this. It helps.

*grabs Iri by the ear.. drags him across the playground while all the other kids get quiet, watching in terror as she takes him into the house and slams the door*

*Han-Solo-ESB-torture-scene-esque screams are heard*

Lady this thread went south two seconds after you posted. I say two second but the forum itself needed time to stop and say "DAYUM!"

You know this thread was destined for silliness. I'm sure it'll will eventually get so bad we have to lock it before now we just need to unwind. Its either that or go at each other's throats for some stupid reason.

Seret Sajet wrote:Lady this thread went south two seconds after you posted. I say two second but the forum itself needed time to stop and say "DAYUM!"

You know this thread was destined for silliness. I'm sure it'll will eventually get so bad we have to lock it before now we just need to unwind. Its either that or go at each other's throats for some stupid reason.

This was supposed to be a love thread.


Damn haterz!

I love drunk Ekade. And from what I heard at work today so do other people.

/wink