SWG Tales

warsloth wrote:I have so much in common with my character now...

LOL! I can't believe I did not think of that. That's too funny.

If you feel this compelling urge to chew your thumb of.. don't. It's only a game man!

Jabe Adaks wrote:This one time at band camp... oh wait this is not a story of pain, sorry.

Jabe

I bet it did at first but then you got used to it.

So this is a thread about gross-out wounds huh? Lemme give it a shot.

I was 5 years old getting picked up from grade school (the same one Jabe I both attended) by my gradmother, god rest her soul. She started the car and suddenly the accelerator stuck. The car sped full throttle straight into the side wall of the school.

Luckily no children or other pedestrians were in front of it to get serious harm. Only my grandmother and I were hurt. She broke both her legs and I, well, I guess I was lucky.

A plastic statue of Mary was on the dashboard and while I did have my seatbelt on the force of the impact sent me lashing forward and the statue directly towards my eye.

When I woke up I was covered in my own blood. No pain because I was in shock. The statue had missed my eye by only a few centimeters and left a fairly large gash right above it. A couple days in the hospital and a few stitches in a very awkward place and I was back on my feet. My grandother pulled through with a few pins in her leg and some loss of mobility but still able to walk.

Helluva thing. All I can remember thinking to this day is when I woke up and saw all that blood and shattered windshield glass on my chest was "Damn, we were gonna go to McDonalds!" What can I say, I was a only five.

First off...Damn Whar...Can o' peaches:1 Whar:0...next time kit up and blow the damn can open with that Ak47 of your's. Take it out at range, cuz it had your number pegged in hand to hand combat.

Next...when I was in high school, I worked at a burger/ice cream place called Cock Robbin (insert penis joke here)...I was cutting the top off a 5 gallon cardboard container of ice cream with a box cutter and the knife slipped. I cut the fatty part of heel of my hand open from just below the pinky finger to almost my wrist. I literally sliced it open the way a sub place slices open a 12 inch loaf of bread for a sandwich. I'm sure I was in shock because I looked down at it after pulling the knife out for a good 15 seconds...the fat cels were squishing out the cut and I can remember thinking to myself, "Damn, fat cels look a lot like Tapioca pudding"...and then the blood started gushing. To this day, if I look at Tapioca, it makes my stomach turn...hell I can't even watch someone else eat it.

I was going down a driveway on a skateboard on my stomach (I was little) and of course the wheels got caught on a rock and I stubbed my face on the concrete. I have a little piece of gravel healed into the very middle of my lower lip, now. Just enough to feel if I nibble it or poke it with my tongue.

Zannon wrote:I cut the fatty part of heel of my hand open from just below the pinky finger to almost my wrist. ...the fat cels were squishing out the cut ....

It is a good thing you did not have the Luke Skywalker in Hoth-Gear action figure on you.

You'd probably have your Han Solo in Hoth-Gear action figure stuff him inside to keep him warm while he got the shelter built.

ROFL

There was the time me and my brother came back from the beach in florida, we had sand stuck all over us, and we stood on opposite sides of the pool. We kept agreeing to jump in at the same time, but faking eachother out after a count of three. Well, the water was cold.
I started to lose my balace after doing a fake-out like I was jumping in. I dont know why I jumped for the steps, but thats where I went. So after cracking my shins on the concrete steps I kicked off of them and out of the water.
I had a gash on each shin, Mom was pissed. She was screaming "I can See the bone!!!" the wound was dark purple and white in the middle. I think that was actually a bit of fat and flash around my bone. but nothing was broken.
had that been my brother he probably would have broken both legs.

There was also the time a kid with no hand dislocated my friend's elbow at a wrestling meet. We have video somewhere... when he was slammed on the mat you hear him screaming, then he raises his elbow into the air, and you see the bone protuding inside his skin... my brother kept that camera rolling like a real trooper...

The only gross thing that happened to me was the time I was 10 and had a scooter. I was pushing off really fast, tripped and skidded on my knees so long and far I had no skin on either of them. The dark scars took about 15 years to fade - it was only a few years ago I realized they were gone.

Jabe

this one time, my friend (the one who made the mooks movie) was getting ready for work and had some extra time... so he started fooling around with this sword in his room. One thing lead to another and he cut his leg. He bled all over his pants and had to go in to work. It wasn't that bad, but I own the sword now

oh BTW Zannon, I sold the AK so I could build my AR (which still isn't finished) It keeps getting pushed off... I still got plenty of other toys though... for a challenge I was going to try and kill this opossum that lives under my shed with a slingshot, but its hard to use a slingshot with a bad thumb.

maybe I will use Wynona the 9mm on Mr. Opossum??

UPDATE ON MY THUMB!

The skin around the wound is kinda hard, and it's starting to itch. I can slide one of the stitches around like you would a loop earing through your ear... Its kinda gross.

warsloth wrote:UPDATE ON MY THUMB!

The skin around the wound is kinda hard, and it's starting to itch. I can slide one of the stitches around like you would a loop earing through your ear... Its kinda gross.

What is happening is that you are forming a brand new layer of skin under the skin that is stitched together. This happens constantly whether you are wounded or not.

Some time after your stitches come off the skin around them may fall off revealing a nice pink "new" skin in that area.

I suspect the itching is because the new is seperating from the old. Don't chew on it though!

Ekade wrote:I suspect the itching is because the new is seperating from the old. Don't chew on it though!

:thinks Ekade should be grinding doctor.

Jabe

Jabe Adaks wrote:

Ekade wrote:I suspect the itching is because the new is seperating from the old. Don't chew on it though!

:thinks Ekade should be grinding doctor.

Jabe

:is suprised Jabe didn't use the phrase "naughty nurse."

Seret Sajet wrote:

Jabe Adaks wrote:

Ekade wrote: :thinks Ekade should be grinding doctor.

Jabe

:is suprised Jabe didn't use the phrase "naughty nurse."

: Is appalled that neither Jabe Nor Seret Bothered to fix their quote windows :P

Lok'i Vidaar wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:

Jabe Adaks wrote: :is suprised Jabe didn't use the phrase "naughty nurse."

: Is appalled that neither Jabe Nor Seret Bothered to fix their quote windows :P

No kidding...

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