FUBAR - Pissed Off to the Highest of Pisstivity!

[TramelRaggs]

Hey, you never know when that transexual midget clown site will be taken off the net, so you gotta keep a little bit (70GBs) for your own personal supply.

Long as it isnt carnies.

Nope, no carnies. Just transexual midget clowns.

YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!!!

[Ekade]

Hey, you never know when that transexual midget clown site will be taken off the net, so you gotta keep a little bit (70GBs) for your own personal supply.

Long as it isnt carnies.

Carnies... eeeeewwww!!!

We had some carnies at the local 4th of july "fest" in my town. They all looked like they could not wait to get stoned... and they smelled like GenCon.

[TramelRaggs]

... and they smelled like GenCon.

Three questions. What is Gencon and does it really smell that bad? If it does smell bad, is it worse than O'hare's International Terminal?

[Ekade]

... and they smelled like GenCon.

Three questions. What is Gencon and does it really smell that bad? If it does smell bad, is it worse than O'hare's International Terminal?

GenCon.. Named for Lake Geneva Wisconsin (where it was first held). It started as a convention for D&D enthusiasts. The creator(s) live near there I believe. Now it encompasses all sort of gaming.

Yes, it really smells that bad. Think of masses of unwashed geekdom, packed into confined spaces and sweating.

Yes, it smells worse than O'hare.. by far.

[TramelRaggs]

Yes, it smells worse than O'hare.. by far.

Now, understand Ekade that I'm not talking about regular O'hare. I'm not talking about the AA counter or the baggage claim or that one concourse with the McDonalds in it. I'm talking about the International terminal. The terminal that is so bad, it is seperated from the rest of the airport.

I had to pick a girlfriend up there last fall on a trip back from Spain, and when I walked into the terminal, I almost had a seizure from my brain trying to shut down and save itself.

[dillion]

Lmao

[Ekade]

Yes, it smells worse than O'hare.. by far.

Now, understand Ekade that I'm not talking about regular O'hare. I'm not talking about the AA counter or the baggage claim or that one concourse with the McDonalds in it. I'm talking about the International terminal. The terminal that is so bad, it is seperated from the rest of the airport.

I had to pick a girlfriend up there last fall on a trip back from Spain, and when I walked into the terminal, I almost had a seizure from my brain trying to shut down and save itself.

Ahh.. so you are not talking about Terminal 3 where all the sexy people are. :P

GenCon..

Think of a sweaty, pubescent chubby kid from wisconsin with gland problems and little regard for personal hygiene. It is the middle of summer.

Now take tens of thousands of these and pack them into a convention center. Add to the mix every sort of stimulation imaginable. D&D, board games, card games, weapons, things to buy, caffeine, "booth babes"...

Spend enough time there and you begin to recognize a particular group by their smell.

"Hey, that goth kid is checking you out."

"Yes, I know.. I can smell him"

[Seret Sajet]

Thanks Purple Wonder. Now ya make me feel REAL good about going this year. (I do bathe though, I swear).

[Ekade]

Thanks Purple Wonder. Now ya make me feel REAL good about going this year. (I do bathe though, I swear).

LOL.. hey.. I went. I had a good time too. I just need to defend the unprecedented level of stench. It truly is a human zoo.

[MrDooo]

(I do bathe though, I swear).

lies lies

[Seret Sajet]

(I do bathe though, I swear).

lies lies

This coming from the guy who smells like trout and brandy.

[X'an Shin]

Thanks Purple Wonder. Now ya make me feel REAL good about going this year. (I do bathe though, I swear).

LOL.. hey.. I went. I had a good time too. I just need to defend the unprecedented level of stench. It truly is a human zoo.

This is one of the many reasons why I refuse to attend GenCon. I have an enjoyment to trauma ratio I like to keep in harmony. For instance, I enjoyed downhill mountain biking. The high I got from doing almost 40mph barrelling down the side of a ski-hill still surpassed the knot in my shoulderblades every time I thought about what would happen if I wasn't able to keep the wheels underneath me.

But GenCon? The fun factor isn't nearly high enough to outweigh the damage done to my nasal cavities. I'd rather stick lit cheap cigars up my nose and run a marathon than subject myself to that stench again.

[Ekade]

Thanks Purple Wonder. Now ya make me feel REAL good about going this year. (I do bathe though, I swear).

LOL.. hey.. I went. I had a good time too. I just need to defend the unprecedented level of stench. It truly is a human zoo.

This is one of the many reasons why I refuse to attend GenCon. I have an enjoyment to trauma ratio I like to keep in harmony. For instance, I enjoyed downhill mountain biking. The high I got from doing almost 40mph barrelling down the side of a ski-hill still surpassed the knot in my shoulderblades every time I thought about what would happen if I wasn't able to keep the wheels underneath me.

But GenCon? The fun factor isn't nearly high enough to outweigh the damage done to my nasal cavities. I'd rather stick lit cheap cigars up my nose and run a marathon than subject myself to that stench again.

Yes, the smell really shoots right into your brain, doesn't it? I swear my eyes were watering at times. The only reason I was able to stand it was that I thought it was so damn funny. I kept saying to myself.. Is this really happening? Do this many people really wear vests?

It is something everyone must do at least once in their lives.

[TramelRaggs]

I think I'm going to go one year just to compare it to the Ohare International terminal. I remember wanting to make a joke about the Bog of Eternal Stench, but the person I was picking up hadn't seen Labrynth.

[Ekade]

... up hadn't seen Labrynth.

Lucky them.