The Burbo... 0WN3D

[Ekade]

Maybe I should get a bunch of dancers together and we can all gather around Burbo like a bunch of groupies. I mean come on, he's famous!!!

We can get all giddy every time he spams something.

[TramelRaggs]

Or you could put together a group of dancers Balgosa style and dance around him, while I bring in a singer with a specially remade 80s song, just to honor him.

/ponders song

[Ekade]

Or you could put together a group of dancers Balgosa style and dance around him, while I bring in a singer with a specially remade 80s song, just to honor him.

/ponders song

OMFG!!!! This is brilliant!!!!

What song? There are so many to choose from.

[Seret Sajet]

You all need to enter the Kick the Burbo Habit 12-step group. You've been sucked into his spell. He screams "Notice me Notice me" and you show up slap happy with a gleam in your eyes. What you don't know is he coats himself in a "Phero-spice" which hypnotizes you. Soon you will be begging people to tip the Burbo and I'm sorry to say I will have to put you down, for your own sake.

[TramelRaggs]

I'm sure we can think of tons...

"Here's a little diddy, about the starport begging man...
'is name is Burbo, and he wears some red short pants...
He begs away, in the Starport of Coronet...
asking for your credits, and he's a millionaire I bet, he say...

Oh yeah, the begging goes on....
he gets dupicated, but he was the first one...
Oh yeah, I say, the begging goes on...
He's gonna beg, 'til all the beggin's done"

(took me 2 minutes. Not the best work, but you get the idea.)