SWG Tales

Dear SD Zannon,

Do I look "too skinny" in hotpants? Should I see an Image Designer and add a "tick" or two of weight?

Thanks,
Ekade

Ekade wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

Do I look "too skinny" in hotpants? Should I see an Image Designer and add a "tick" or two of weight?

Thanks,
Ekade

Hmmm... Ekade.... hotpants...

/looks around
/runs to 70GB archive

Ekade wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

Do I look "too skinny" in hotpants? Should I see an Image Designer and add a "tick" or two of weight?

Thanks,
Ekade

Dear Private Dancer Ekade,

Don't be silly. You look fine in hot pants. There isn't a bothan in the galaxy that doesn't wag its tail when you dance.

But adding on a bit isn't entirely a bad thing. As they say on Endor a "Pa-Donk-a-Donk-Donk" butt drives the male species wild. But you are a dancer and it may not be as easy to pull off you moves with junk in your trunk. There's an old saying on Rodia, "A Dancer with Back will go all out of Whack."

So my suggestion is embrace who you are. Don't change a thing. And if some big booty dancer comes up and says "You ain't got no ass, ho" just give her the ole one-two lekku slap and say "The last time you sat down a jawa went missing."

Best wishes for you figure,
SD Zannon

Seret Sajet wrote:

Ekade wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

Do I look "too skinny" in hotpants? Should I see an Image Designer and add a "tick" or two of weight?

Thanks,
Ekade

Dear Private Dancer Ekade,

Don't be silly. You look fine in hot pants. There isn't a bothan in the galaxy that doesn't wag its tail when you dance.

But adding on a bit isn't entirely a bad thing. As they say on Endor a "Pa-Donk-a-Donk-Donk" butt drives the male species wild. But you are a dancer and it may not be as easy to pull off you moves with junk in your trunk. There's an old saying on Rodia, "A Dancer with Back will go all out of Whack."

So my suggestion is embrace who you are. Don't change a thing. And if some big booty dancer comes up and says "You ain't got no ass, ho" just give her the ole one-two lekku slap and say "The last time you sat down a jawa went missing."

Best wishes for you figure,
SD Zannon

Yes, I remeber Pisces dancing at the Roba. Her ass was so big that you would see it poke through her skirt on certain flourishes. I still miss her though.

Dear SD Zannon,

My question is not a who or a how. My question, is simply a why? Why gets to the heart of all things, and this is one thing I must truly know. Why, or SD Zannon why, did Prince rock Chicago so hard a couple of weeks ago?

TramelRaggs wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

My question is not a who or a how. My question, is simply a why? Why gets to the heart of all things, and this is one thing I must truly know. Why, or SD Zannon why, did Prince rock Chicago so hard a couple of weeks ago?

Dear Prince-is-my-hero,

The fact of the matter is when Prince rolls down Alphabet St. in his Little Red Corvette during the Purple Rain wearing his Raspberry Beret and all his Diamonds and Pearls that is When Doves Cry and the people shout "I Would Die 4 U!" And when he blows a Kiss to the Theives in the Temple like he did in 1999 the people decide to say "Let's go Crazy Tonight" and they know Money Don't Matter Tonight.

Best Regards,
Rodian formerly known as Zannon

Hey SD,
How's everything up in the Dells?


Always on tap,
Naked and Waiting Upstairs at the Bucket

Ruby wrote:Hey SD,
How's everything up in the Dells?


Always on tap,
Naked and Waiting Upstairs at the Bucket

Dear Ruby,

The Dells are just gre..... hey wait! Shouldn't you be working? I don't pay you troll forums all day. Those Kimo Steaks don't serve themselves.

I'm docking your pay for this.

You Boss,
SD Zannon

Dear Chibi Zannon,
Why?

Nyase wrote:Dear Chibi Zannon,
Why?

Dear ?,

Why ask why? When we ask why we only expect to know the who, the what, the when and eventually the how. But what if the how or the what is not present when the why is answered. Then why is left unfullfilled. And if the why answers the who and the what then the why is cancelled out so asking why is just silly in those situations.

So why you ask? Because I said so, that's why.

Signing out,
SD (Chibi) Zannon

Dear SD Zannon,

Since Keer Tregga's "3 Day 3 Way" with the Tonnika Sisters, Brea and Senni, he's been ruined for all other single encounters. One more go would get them out of his system though.

What's the chances of having Pex release the twinnnzzzz?

Smug Druggler wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

Since Keer Tregga's "3 Day 3 Way" with the Tonnika Sisters, Brea and Senni, he's been ruined for all other single encounters. One more go would get them out of his system though.

What's the chances of having Pex release the twinnnzzzz?

Dear Libido King,

I don't know if Pex can put you Holo Fantasy Unit back in for you, you will have to ask him. I know you gunked it up so bad last night time it was near unrepairable. But after a thorough cleaning and new vibro motor it should be in working order.

Now all that we ask is that you do not use it in the middle of the Theed cantina again. You scared the bothans.

Keep on whackin,
SD Zannon