The ALL-NEW WTF Story thread

[X'an Shin]

The rest of his body had to end up somewhere.

From the original article:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Pieces of a man's body fell from the wheel well of a South African Airways passenger plane bound for John F. Kennedy International Airport Tuesday and landed in the yard of a suburban home, police said.

A U.S. customs inspector discovered the rest of the man's body at 7:30 a.m. (1130 GMT) after Flight 203 landed in New York from Johannesburg, South Africa, said a spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which oversees area airports.

It looks like it was still stuck up in the wheelwell.

[Zannon]

The rest of his body had to end up somewhere.

From the original article:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Pieces of a man's body fell from the wheel well of a South African Airways passenger plane bound for John F. Kennedy International Airport Tuesday and landed in the yard of a suburban home, police said.

A U.S. customs inspector discovered the rest of the man's body at 7:30 a.m. (1130 GMT) after Flight 203 landed in New York from Johannesburg, South Africa, said a spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which oversees area airports.

It looks like it was still stuck up in the wheelwell.

Gotcha...I missed that.

OK...new theory...it was the creeper that got him:

[Keer]

Dude. There was no freezing to death. That guy bled out instantly after the gear smashed him right after take-off. You don't lose your leg, half of your ass and your spine and not bleed out. ;)

Dude. Where did I ever said that he "froze to death"? After the gear killed him, he could still be frozen. Just a corpse.

I thought it was pretty clear up there (highlighted for her pleasure) that you were agreeing that he merely got crushed (not killed) by the gear and then froze to death.

No, not clear on that at all. Agreeing that he froze yes. But after he died. I guess you assumed I believed he'd still be alive after getting crushed ("merely"? :lol: ) like a soda can. As in your bleeding out theory, getting crusehed usually ends up in death. Didn't figure I'd have to get that technical with it...

And agreed, more than 3000 psi, thus the "+" in front of it earlier.

/yawn

[Skorixor]

Man this is some shitty pizza!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050617/ap_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

[Isleh]

Woman on disability for a bad back but well enough to climb into dumpsters to get cans is considering suing for injuries incurred when she accidently gets dumped into a trash truck...

Despite warning sign that says "'Do not play on, around or occupy this container for any purpose.".

Oh, she is also upset she lost her cell phone and can't do her physical therapy because of her injuries.

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/local ... eid=101542

[Isleh]

Man this is some shitty pizza!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050617/ap_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

It's not...

Can I have a "D"
Can I have an "E"
Can I have an "L"
Can I have an "I"
Can I have a "V"
Can I have an "E"
Can I have an "R"
Can I have a "Y"

[Skorixor]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050623/ap_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

my question is, if you can pack $47k into your bra, do you really need breast implants then?

[Skorixor]

LJUBLJANA (Reuters) - A man died after lightning struck a metal cross he was holding during a funeral in a village near Ljubljana, the Slovenian news agency STA reported Thursday.
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It said the 62-year-old man died in hospital Wednesday evening, several hours after the incident in the village of Brezovica. Another person at the funeral was slightly injured.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050623/od_ ... MlJVRPUCUl



hmm, I wonder what he did to deserve that?

[Skorixor]

I've heard that stripping gets people wood, but this is a lil different

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050628/od_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

[Zannon]

*blows whistle*

Check #7 on the blue team, that guy's got legs!!

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=in ... 96&intl=us

Is this documentary for real? Because when you check out the pics from it, it looks like everyone in it has all their arms and legs.

[Krusshyk]

Interesting...to my knowledge, quadriplegia is complete (or partial) paralysis in all 4 limbs. Not to sound rude or insnensitive, but how deadly can it be? "Murderball"? If they are playing in wheel chairs, that explains the leg paralysis...but um....throwing a rugby ball and wheeling an "armored wheel chair" at dangerous velocities? I am intrigued.

[Skorixor]

man, why is my bedroom so breezy?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050706/od_ ... pwalker_dc

the even funnier part of the story is how long it took to rescue her

[Skorixor]

good thing duox doesn't live in australia

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050706/od_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

[Skorixor]

the leading candidate for dumb-ass criminal of the year award

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050705/od_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

[MrDooo]

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