SWG Tales

Dammit, I wish I knew Flash...

Somebody should make a spoof for "Porno Tales" based off of the Star Wars total experience movie...

Script: (deep masculine voice)

"For over 25 years, Porn has captured generations of fans world wide who have always enjyoed being part of the adventure."

"What if you could turn on your PC, connect to the internet and completly immerse yourself in online porn Experience filled with a couple of guys(ahmm women)? Now you can:

PORNOTALES: The TOTAL EXPERIENCE

Choose from 9 webcams...

YES! My wishes have come true. I knew this site was a vehicle for something greater. I am glad to see its full potential realized. Now if I could only decide which of the 9 cams best suits me. I may have to use all of my tokens before i decide. ;)

trasgo wrote:YES! My wishes have come true. I knew this site was a vehicle for something greater. I am glad to see its full potential realized. Now if I could only decide which of the 9 cams best suits me. I may have to use all of my tokens before i decide. ;)

Just go ahead and spring for the extra accounts. I did and let me tell you after doing testing in beta, it was worth it.

Ekade wrote:

Skorixor wrote:

Ekade wrote: I think you have found your niche. I have no doubt you will do amazing things.


With anything, if we love what we do, we will excel at it.

speaking of amazing, I could always use an assistant
/wink

/innocent

What would my duties be, Mr. Skorixor?

well there will be shaving of inappropriate areas...but I won't say who shaves what where with the what now

question!

can she still /forage while i spam /laugh?

Dariis wrote:question!

can she still /forage while i spam /laugh?

oop, you broke a rule...no laughing while someone /forages

/ban dariis from secret porn forum

This thread has degraded horribly!

Why am I not included?

Isleh wrote:This thread has degraded horribly!

Why am I not included?

and by degraded, you mean from the high morale standards it started with?

refer to grouping in the FAQ

I guess it isn't much a secret anymore :P

We need more beta testers though.

I suppose it's okay to let everyone in on it.

Lok'i Vidaar wrote:I guess it isn't much a secret anymore :P

We need more beta testers though.

I suppose it's okay to let everyone in on it.

/ban lok'i from secret porn forum for even SUGGESTING letting everyone in on it

Skorixor wrote:

Isleh wrote:This thread has degraded horribly!

Why am I not included?

and by degraded, you mean from the high morale standards it started with?

I think it's a relative comparison and now that you mention it, it may be on the rise ( among other things ).

speak for yourself !! i was banned [/quote]

Isleh wrote:

Skorixor wrote:

Isleh wrote:This thread has degraded horribly!

Why am I not included?

and by degraded, you mean from the high morale standards it started with?

I think it's a relative comparison and now that you mention it, it may be on the rise ( among other things ).

/sees isleh use sxual innuendos
/considers her for the trials to gain admittance to secret porn room

I swear you all have gone off the deep end. This is an outrage and at the very least the most tasteless and degrading thing I have see on this site so far. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.




*Leaves to work on his story arc for the new site entitled Shaving Private Hymen*