What were crappy presents you got for Xmas?

[X'an Shin]

who? X'an?

Wait, is that left field you're coming out of?

Why, yes it is!

[X'an Shin]

To this day I have yet to get a hole punched in my body.

You ever seen Kung Pow? We can fix that for you.

Haikiba!

[dragunno]

for some unknown reason my ex mother in law bought me one year a a pair of heated gloves they were the batttery operated ones. had i been still living in ny at the time i would have loved them but i was in ga at the time they were no use for me down there at all i guess she was thinking ahead but by the time i got back to ny i threw them out

[Dwilah]

To this day I have yet to get a hole punched in my body.

You ever seen Kung Pow? We can fix that for you.

Haikiba!

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh....Neo!
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh....sporin!