The pics you find with google

[Skorixor]

What about Mace Windu vs John Shaft??


He's a bad...





(wait for it...someone will say it)

[Sai'nu]

I like the Mullethead action figure!

Not by Matel

[X'an Shin]

I ain't puttin' Samuel El Jay in a pic TWICE.

[Shensen]

Yeah that would be pretty ghey

[Skorixor]

ok, in the Black Action Figure Royal Rumble we have

mace vs morpheus


vs Blade


vs Apollo Creed


vs John Shaft


and now entering the ring, the SW:ESB Ice Cream Maker Guy

[Krusshyk]

How about a Apollo Creed vs. The black guy from Predator?

That would be sweet.

The one who shaves with a knife?

No. I am not talking about the dude who shaves with a knife. And I am not talking about Danny Glover. I am talking about the guy Carl Weathers played. That's why Apollo Creed vs. The other black guy from Predator would be paradoxically hilarious. One of his bad ass selves gets his shit tuned up while the other gets to partake in a glorious ass whooping...of himself.

[Jabe Adaks]

He's a bad...

..muthafucka!

Shut yo mouth!

I'm just talkin bout Shaft!?

Then we can dig it...

Jabe

[Sai'nu]

Morpheus kills Mace because the Force is no match for quasi-God-like Matrix skills!

Morpheus is then slamed by Blade because of a technicality where in Vampires kill ya even if they suck your virtual essense.

In a slugfest with Apollo Blade still rises to top of the ring because one should not use boxing gloves in a gun and knife fight.

It was a valiant effort but the Daywalker meets his match with a shaft from Shaft!

And then the climax of our fight ends with Shaft getting the recipe for Grandma Palpatine's Old Fashioned Ice Cream from the Ice Cream Maker Guy from ESB.

Danny Glover still proclaims that he is, indeed, "Too old for this..."

[mayth]

umm...correct me if im wrong...but the matrix combat is excelerated only in the matrix...sence its just a mentil picture of yourself..not a phisical..and you only have to over come the short commings in your mind.. the force is everyware....even in the matrix so mace should have the advantige...plus the fact a force user can crush you before you get close and download those cool wepions......

but then agian...i may be wrong

[Sai'nu]

It's a joke, Mayth. You know, going by how the characters either meet their fate in the movies or come close to meeting their fate in the movies.

[mayth]

i know its just......im not intirely sure realy.....

[X'an Shin]

umm...correct me if im wrong...but the matrix combat is excelerated only in the matrix...sence its just a mentil picture of yourself..not a phisical..and you only have to over come the short commings in your mind.. the force is everyware....even in the matrix so mace should have the advantige...plus the fact a force user can crush you before you get close and download those cool wepions......

but then agian...i may be wrong

Except that Star Wars happened in a universe a long time ago.

Also note that in the Matrix, you actually learn (download) the skills you posess in the Matrix. If you are physically fit, you can perform the martial arts in real life as well as in the simulated one.

So, in geek argument terms, it is entirely possible that Morpheus has learned every possible light saber combat skill Mace Windu posesses. Even in the "real" world.

/neo flex

[Skorixor]

So, in geek argument terms, it is entirely possible that Morpheus has learned every possible light saber combat skill Mace Windu posesses. Even in the "real" world.

/neo flex

BUT, Morpheus couldn't possibly learn the nature of the force, so therefore Windu would have an edge, thus defeating Morpheus

/force choke

[X'an Shin]

So, in geek argument terms, it is entirely possible that Morpheus has learned every possible light saber combat skill Mace Windu posesses. Even in the "real" world.

/neo flex

BUT, Morpheus couldn't possibly learn the nature of the force, so therefore Windu would have an edge, thus defeating Morpheus

/force choke

Ah, but you're making an assumption that Morpheus doesn't have a high midichlorian count. We really don't know what it is, do we? For all we know, he could be more powerful than even Windu.

/merge with mainframe ftw.

(plus, it's my action figure battle, damnit! ;P)

[Skorixor]

Ah, but you're making an assumption that Morpheus doesn't have a high midichlorian count. We really don't know what it is, do we? For all we know, he could be more powerful than even Windu.

/merge with mainframe ftw.

(plus, it's my action figure battle, damnit! ;P)

but morpheus' reality is based on our own reality, which has no midiclorians, so he still gets beat down...

/unplugs mainframe for the pwn