The ALL-NEW WTF Story thread

[Skorixor]

all we need now is the green eggs, to go with the flourescent green ham

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/

Yeah I read that one yesterday. Glowing pigs! The power of science!

I'm still wondering why they'd combine jellyfish DNA with pig DNA. I mean, what if they wound up with pig hair that stung you?

I'm just waiting for flying pigs

[X'an Shin]

I'm just waiting for flying pigs

Yeah, well, a lot of people are going to have to do a lot of things they never wanted to when that day comes.

[MrDooo]

How bout flying monkeys? I want me onna dem, my pretty.

[X'an Shin]

How bout flying monkeys? I want me onna dem, my pretty.

Then go get yer damn Aviation badge already and quit whinin' about it lest we pour water on ya!

[Hashum]

Sorry this really pisses me off, crap like that is why I left Vermont.

http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=4319605&nav=4QcT

[E-bo Obi]

Wow.

[Shensen]

Sorry this really pisses me off, crap like that is why I left Vermont.

http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=4319605&nav=4QcT

I found a little humor in that when I opened the link my web window opened in a small size so all I saw initially was the big title and Dr. Phil lol.

Yeah stories like that piss me off too. If it had been my kid he wouldn't have made it to trial.

[Hashum]

Sorry this really pisses me off, crap like that is why I left Vermont.

http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=4319605&nav=4QcT

I found a little humor in that when I opened the link my web window opened in a small size so all I saw initially was the big title and Dr. Phil lol.

Yeah stories like that piss me off too. If it had been my kid he wouldn't have made it to trial.

/QFE

[E-bo Obi]

Hey, its always a good idea to have a plan just in case you ever get into a situation where you just have to kill someone. Just make an assessment of remote areas near your area and possibly abandoned mine shafts.

[Shensen]

Plans sound good, but honestly if something like that ever happened I would throw planning out the window and get the SOB whenever and wherever I could.

[E-bo Obi]

Ah yes, But that is the importance of planning, and training. If you train it becomes a natural response. Then you don't even have to think about what to do. You just know.

[X'an Shin]

Plans sound good, but honestly if something like that ever happened I would throw planning out the window and get the SOB whenever and wherever I could.

Exactly. Who cares about hiding the body? If a decade's worth of raping a minor only gets you 60 days, what's murdering a rapist get you?

A prize?

[E-bo Obi]

No. you see we won't tolerate vigilante's in our country. That is the worst thing ever. If we allow vigilante's to get away with anything it will destroy the judicial system of this great land.

Guaranteed vigilante justice is treated as worse than whatever crime was committed. Remember vigilantes do away with the need for court. without court lawyers don't get paid... and of course, judges are lawyers. So in the end lawyers decide what is right and wrong in this country, not the average citizen.

[Jabe Adaks]

Ouch...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/16/airpla ... index.html

Jabe

[warsloth]

in response to the rapist story: "bang"

The 737 thing... dang. That would ruin your day.