SWG Tales

*suddenly pulls Tandis' application out of the trash*

Do any of your servants happen to be tall twilek males?

I can fire all the current ones and have you hire new ones

*shuffles back in with his pants down around his ankles*

Hey baby, where ya been? I'm getting cold waiting for ya. I need the warm hands of a hot Twi'Lek to get the circulation going again.

It seems there are only three ways to get Ekade.

1) be on your death bed filthy rich.

2) Look like a god of pritty boys.

3) Or my favorite, Hold a blaster to her head with her hands clamped into one of those old wood things where your head and hands were all clamped in. Hmm *Starts looking through his mid evil toture devices*

Jaminos wrote:3) Or my favorite, Hold a blaster to her head with her hands clamped into one of those old wood things where your head and hands were all clamped in. Hmm *Starts looking through his mid evil toture devices*

Unfortunately her lekku would easily open one of those and she would proceed to get medieval right back at ya. Let me tell ya Gaffi sticks don't feel that great... in your ass.

Jabe

Jaminos wrote:It seems there are only three ways to get Ekade.

1) be on your death bed filthy rich.

2) Look like a god of pritty boys.

3) Or my favorite, Hold a blaster to her head with her hands clamped into one of those old wood things where your head and hands were all clamped in. Hmm *Starts looking through his mid evil toture devices*

No, no.. and no... well, the last one is in the ballpark.. but still no.

#1 -- You don't have to be rich to rule my world..

#2 -- (( lol.. I was married to Novall.. my standards are not that high, obviously))
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt -

That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

#3 -- If you don't know what it is.. I don't trust you to use it on me. Sticking a blaster to a womans head.. just not cool.

Jabe Adaks wrote:

Jaminos wrote:3) Or my favorite, Hold a blaster to her head with her hands clamped into one of those old wood things where your head and hands were all clamped in. Hmm *Starts looking through his mid evil toture devices*

Unfortunately her lekku would easily open one of those and she would proceed to get medieval right back at ya. Let me tell ya Gaffi sticks don't feel that great... in your ass.

Jabe

LOL!!!

Yes, I can also offer an instant "gender adjustment" by introducing the business end of my gaffi to your..

1) I am rich is that a draw back?
2) I am close to brad pitt is that a draw back?
3) I know how to use it. I am a doc I know all about the human bodie /wink

Heh, I like this, for once my odds are actually good. Guess that FS Luck really does pay off. *pauses* What was I talking about again?

I believe the word you were looking for, Jaminos, was the "Stock".

Ekade wrote: Yes, I can also offer an instant "gender adjustment" by introducing the business end of my gaffi to your..

Wait a minute, the gaffi stick is relatively blunt and if you were to use it to..... oh OWWW!!

I withdraw my application unless you offer some kind of extensive medical benefits and hazard pay.

OK... apparently I need to try a new tactic. Previous attempts to contact Ekade have been unsuccesful. I have been idle for too long on this.

I propose a contest to vie for Ekade's affection. I am not a fighter, but I would resort to violence if Ekade were the prize. I am a dancer and a musician and I am very adept at playing the Omni Box.

I hope you take this into consideration, Ekade.

Tandis wrote:1) I am rich is that a draw back?
2) I am close to brad pitt is that a draw back?
3) I know how to use it. I am a doc I know all about the human bodie /wink

No.. you are perfect for what I need...

For #1 and #3.. give your money and knowledge of the body to Seret and Batak (and any other tall twilek studs)...

You can keep #2, it might do you some good with the human females.


Thanks Tandis.. you are the best. *hugs*

Ekade wrote: LOL!!!

Yes, I can also offer an instant "gender adjustment" by introducing the business end of my gaffi to your..

Ummm...that doesn't sound like "Gender Re-assignment" surgery to me...and if that is what my doctor has in mind, then count me out!

I don't think the Goddess would smile upon us fighting for her head Preistess. That would lead to the Dark Side as well. No, this is a matter of the heart. But, watch out, I hear the sexual motivations grow with age (well, depending on wither your male or female).

"Maybe he like older women," Short Round. --Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. (no pun meant by the referance either)