SWG Tales

X'an Shin wrote:

SD Zannon wrote:...find every possible way to make X'an go off on a rant...

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mission accomplished.

- SDZ

Dear Santa... I mean SD Zannon,

Where do babies come from?

Signed from Mrs. Johanson's third grade class.

Keahe Triste wrote:Dear Santa... I mean SD Zannon,

Where do babies come from?

Signed from Mrs. Johanson's third grade class.

Dear ,

Babies come from a vendor named Sshick who hangs out around Wayfar. Just go to the back room of the casino,place the species, color and sex of the baby you want in a vase on the table and then turn the vase upside-down. Then put 2 mil credits in the storage compartment of the broken droid in the corner and come back in an hour. You'll then have the baby of your choice.

You didn't hear this from me. If anyone asks Big Zannon told you about it.

I was never here,
SD Zannon

Dear SD Zannon,

My kid came home from school the other day and gave me this:



What the hell is it and should I be worried about my kid? Is there hidden meaning that I'm not seeing?

Signed,

A Concerned Parent

Imperial Holonet Officer wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

My kid came home from school the other day and gave me this:



What the hell is it and should I be worried about my kid? Is there hidden meaning that I'm not seeing?

Signed,

A Concerned Parent

Dear Parent,

Don't be concerned at all. Its just a harmless drawing of something the child sees in his everyday life with his own interpretation of color and composition. Very talented kid by the way.

The drawing is obvious of some sort of fusion-ion energy capacitor on a very large scale which passes high-frequency delta waves back and forth betweeen the "red" energy cell and "green" energy cell in order to build the flow of energy into destructive capabilities. The child also drew a conductor trube with a tranmission barrel to carry that destructive beam from the two cells after its done with compression and project it into one massvie laser beam capable of decimating an entire planet. Though to house such equipment you would need a space station the size of a moon.

Kids have such wild imagininations. Just the other day I heard a girl talking about a spaceship for scientists to ride in and use things called "phasers" and "teleporters." You have to love the far-fetched ideas kids come up with.

Happy Parenting,
SD Zannon

Oh. I thought they were boobs.

Imperial Holonet Officer wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

My kid came home from school the other day and gave me this:



What the hell is it and should I be worried about my kid? Is there hidden meaning that I'm not seeing?

Signed,

A Concerned Parent

If you can not read what that means, you obviously have not read the memo...



Read it again and stop being so lazy..

Dear SD Zannon,

When is Seret going to get me those songs that he promised several days ago? I am concerned he is wasting his time on these forums with lame attempts at comedy. What should I do?

Signed,
Blown off again

:P :P :P :P :P

Ekade wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

When is Seret going to get me those songs that he promised several days ago? I am concerned he is wasting his time on these forums with lame attempts at comedy. What should I do?

Signed,
Blown off again

:P :P :P :P :P

Can I field this one SD Zannon?

I think he was planning on it as soon as you got your chatacter bio posted..

Coiy

Ekade wrote:Dear SD Zannon,

When is Seret going to get me those songs that he promised several days ago? I am concerned he is wasting his time on these forums with lame attempts at comedy. What should I do?

Signed,
Blown off again

:P :P :P :P :P

Dear Blown again,

You trust that green savage to do ANYTHING on time? You must be crazier than him. You'd have better luck getting a Tusken to say "Corey creates crates of corellians cakes for Casey."

If you really want to get him to jump and run on anything what you need to do sit him down, open a bottle of Bespin Port, look deeply into his eyes, lean in an whisper "GET MY GODDAMN SONGS YOU SON OF HEADLESS CHUBA!" Then he might respond.

Signed,
SD Zannon

Note from Seret: I'm so going to get you for that one, Purple People Eater.[/img]

Seret Sajet wrote: Note from Seret: I'm so going to get you for that one, Purple People Eater.

Pfft... and I did not even get a quality SD Zannon response like everyone else gets... sheesh. Where is the love?