Sounds like Darth Bingo needs to come lay the smackdown on your kiva ass!
It maybe time for someone from -ONE- to put Kiva in her place.
There are 2 kinds of people in this galaxy, those who know to respect the Kiva.. and those who are foolish enough to tempt the Wrath of the Goddess.
I will earn your hearts and minds, one asswhupping at a time.

* cleans her blade after felling yet another n00b*
Now serving number 84.. number 84? Hmm.. number 84 ran away. Number 85!? 85?
Please bring your A-game. Anything else is a waste of my time.