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PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:06 pm
by Dwilah
Zannon wrote:/kicks side of Ekade's doghouse.

Hey!!

Come on out of there you mope!!!

You won't even wear "the uniform"!!!

/Looks down at what he's carrying.

/runs off withtout saying anything.
/lassos Zannon by the nads.

/tugs him downstairs into the med center's basement.

/closes the hatch.

/hopes people in pirate towns ignore strange screaming from beneath the ground.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:09 pm
by E-bo Obi
Dwilah wrote: /lassos Zannon by the nads.

/tugs him downstairs into the med center's basement.

/closes the hatch.

/hopes people in pirate towns ignore strange screaming from beneath the ground.
* takes out a synthgar and bites off the end *

* strikes match in her hand and lights it *

* leans back in lawn chair outside the med facility with a big smile *

I love it when a plan comes together.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:09 pm
by Ekade
Dwilah wrote:

...........................

/glare

/gets out the keys to the basement

/heads down to oil the barbed floggers

Only real dogs know how to set up a real Doghouse, gentlemen.

ooh!

/makes plans to visit Dwilah's Doghouse (TM) after making sure Seret is housebroken.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:12 pm
by Zannon
AGGGHH!!

OWWWWWW!!!!!!

YEOOUCH!!!!

WHOOOOAAAAH!!!!

OOOOFFFFF!!!!

AGGGHHHH!!!!

OOOOOHHHH!!!

AHHHHH!!!

HEY!!!

...hmmmmmm....

*giggle*

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:15 pm
by Seret Sajet
Sounds like Dwilah'd doghouse needs its own weapons certification.

I'm staying in Ekade's doghouse since the broadband cable guy is coming on Tuesday. Then I can connect to Doghouses worldwide!

/installs anti-zannon mines outside
/watches Zannon in Dwilah's Doghouse on cable

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:19 pm
by Ekade
Seret Sajet wrote:
Zannon wrote:Hell yeah!!!

/grabs collar

/grabs hot pants

/grabs two strap bandolier

/heads over to Ekade's Doghouse

/think "I hope there enough room for two in there"
Forget it Blue Boy, there ain't enough room for two and I was here first. You must commit an act of heinous proportions to gain access to the doghouse.

Besides, you got your own Bothan Doghouse to go to when Dwilah finds out you're trying to get into Ekade's Doghouse. Good luck, that doghouse has daily crotch biting.

/goes back into the Purple Doghouse
I find it hilarious that Zannon has his Doghouse gear on hand, ready to go at a moments notice. :)
Seret (aka resident of Ekade's Doghouse) wrote:Bothan Doghouse
Isn't that redundant? :D

/giggles as she secures her place in Dwilah's Dog.. er... umm... house.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:21 pm
by Zannon
/settles himself in front of web cam that Seret is watching him through.

/points at camera.

That's right bitch...I hope that place has heat, cuz it's sure gonna get cold and lonely in there with you all by yourself.

/tosses his hot pants over the camera lens.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:22 pm
by Ekade
Zannon wrote:/settles himself in front of web cam that Seret is watching him through.

/points at camera.

That's right mope...I hope that place has heat, cuz it's sure gonna get cold and lonely in there with you all by yourself.

/tosses his hot pants over the camera lens.
Trust me, he will appreaciate the occasional break.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:23 pm
by Dwilah
Seret Sajet wrote:Sounds like Dwilah'd doghouse needs its own weapons certification.
Dwilah's little known skillset includes Dominatrix 4-3-1-4 (Floggers-Leathers-Candles-Toys). So yes...she DOES have the highly sought after cert for-and does posess-the Krayt Barb Flogger, with Bleed DOT.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:23 pm
by Keer
Speaking of those Episode 4 and 5 continuity problems...heh. Whatcha got Ekade?

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:25 pm
by Ekade
Keer wrote:Speaking of those Episode 4 and 5 continuity problems...heh. Whatcha got Ekade?
Don't derail the thread Keer. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:27 pm
by Ekade
Dwilah wrote:
Seret Sajet wrote:Sounds like Dwilah'd doghouse needs its own weapons certification.
Dwilah's little known skillset includes Dominatrix 4-3-1-4 (Floggers-Leathers-Candles-Toys). So yes...she DOES have the highly sought after cert for-and does posess-the Krayt Barb Flogger, with Bleed DOT.
Hey, I need a train in Dominatrix x-x-x-4. Can I stop by sometime?

Seret should be mastering "worthless slave" shortly.. MUHAHAHAHAHA! :D

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:28 pm
by Dwilah
Ekade wrote:Hey, I need a train in Dominatrix x-x-x-4. Can I stop by sometime?

Seret should be mastering "worthless slave" shortly.. MUHAHAHAHAHA! :D
Training requires practical demonstration. Better hurry over while I've got Zannon tied down.

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:33 pm
by X'an Shin
Ekade wrote:
Keer wrote:Speaking of those Episode 4 and 5 continuity problems...heh. Whatcha got Ekade?
Don't derail the thread Keer. :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
I believe you meant to say don't RE-rail the thread.

Because this one's off the rails and careening towards the ditch nicely ;P

PostedFri Sep 24, 2004 9:34 pm
by Seret Sajet
Ekade wrote:
Dwilah wrote:
Seret Sajet wrote:Sounds like Dwilah'd doghouse needs its own weapons certification.
Dwilah's little known skillset includes Dominatrix 4-3-1-4 (Floggers-Leathers-Candles-Toys). So yes...she DOES have the highly sought after cert for-and does posess-the Krayt Barb Flogger, with Bleed DOT.
Hey, I need a train in Dominatrix x-x-x-4. Can I stop by sometime?

Seret should be mastering "worthless slave" shortly.. MUHAHAHAHAHA! :D
I said I was in your doghouse, I didn't say YOU could come in. I've bolted the doors, set up my network with my cable connection and Zannon and I have build a vast underground network between the two doghouses by tricking you and Dwilah into putting us there.

The Doghouses are ours now! Tough luck suckers!!