Ekade Needs a Man Thread, part Deux.

[Seret Sajet]

For #1 and #3.. give your money and knowledge of the body to Seret and Batak (and any other tall twilek studs)...

Hey! The arms business isn't exactly chump change ya know. I'm still counting my money by the millions, thankee much.

As for knowledge of the human body, does expert knowledge of decapitaiton and disembowlment count?

What what am I saying? I'm opting for employment from the Purple Mutilator. /backs slowly out of the room.

[Ekade]

Yes, I can also offer an instant "gender adjustment" by introducing the business end of my gaffi to your..

Wait a minute, the gaffi stick is relatively blunt and if you were to use it to..... oh OWWW!!

I withdraw my application unless you offer some kind of extensive medical benefits and hazard pay.

Does, "kiss it and make it feel better" count as an extensive medical benefit?

[E-bo Obi]

3) Or my favorite, Hold a blaster to her head with her hands clamped into one of those old wood things where your head and hands were all clamped in. Hmm *Starts looking through his mid evil toture devices*

You mean the Stocks?

Edited: No it would probably be the Pillary after rereading.

[Sai'nu]

Aye', the stocks! Good old fashioned torture devise. You could drip water on'em for hours to drive'em insane; not to mention the other uses you could get out of it. Well, at least hanging isn't involved!

"I saved your life, your saving mine; which makes us square, savy?" --Jack Sparrow

[Ekade]

What what am I saying? I'm opting for employment from the Purple Mutilator. /backs slowly out of the room.

bleh..

Would have made for some interesting RP too.. *sigh*

[Tandis]

Hey ekade dont you owe me a date from like a year ago? Give into your feelings my Queen and give me a chance.

[Sai'nu]

If your Twi'lek and ya know it... wiggle those lekku! Just a wonderful little pondering issue to think about here too... Do ya suppose Twi'leks sucked on their lekku when they were kids?

[Ekade]

If your Twi'lek and ya know it... wiggle those lekku! Just a wonderful little pondering issue to think about here too... Do ya suppose Twi'leks sucked on their lekku when they were kids?

Yes.. but they would never admit it.

[Sai'nu]

I did! They also call me OTRM. One Twi'lek Rycrit Maneuver. Sort of a DJ thing I picked up on Rori. Never did figure out what it means.

[Rye]

Every one wants some of this

[Ozric]

<----- One of my finer assets, or so i've been told.

[Ekade]

Oh hell yes!

The applications are definately getting more interesting!!

Keep em coming!!

[Jabe Adaks]

Tell you what Ekade...

Me and you? We'll easily win this contest for starters. Secondly, I am very well equipped for us to handle any domestic matters. I have a large collection of restraining devices and other tools that can inflict pleasure or pain. You will have full creative freedom to this collection. I think you will find the way that I do things as being "mutually beneficial".

I know I am not a twilek and I am not that tall since I am a Zabrak. However, I think you already know I am in good shape (since Dwilah toted me around the xmas party). I won't even get started about my very long... stamina.

The rest of my application can only be presented in person.

Jabe

[Ekade]

Tell you what Ekade...

Me and you? We'll easily win this contest for starters. Secondly, I am very well equipped for us to handle any domestic matters. I have a large collection of restraining devices and other tools that can inflict pleasure or pain. You will have full creative freedom to this collection. I think you will find the way that I do things as being "mutually beneficial".

I know I am not a twilek and I am not that tall since I am a Zabrak. However, I think you already know I am in good shape (since Dwilah toted me around the xmas party). I won't even get started about my very long... stamina.

The rest of my application can only be presented in person.

Jabe

*gulp*

Oh my..

*fans herself off*

*clears throat*

Nice application.

[Sai'nu]

*waves his hand in front of Ekade*

Jabe is the man your looking for!

(thinks... a little nudge never hurt anything... right?)