SWG Tales

X'an Shin wrote:

Zannon wrote:Let me re-start this bad boy:

"I like to dress in women's clothing."

"You're a fruit?"

"No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. "

"You're not a fruit? "

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. "

Fletch?

Nope

Zannon wrote:

X'an Shin wrote:

Zannon wrote:Let me re-start this bad boy:

"I like to dress in women's clothing."

"You're a fruit?"

"No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. "

"You're not a fruit? "

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. "

Fletch?

Nope

It sounds VERY familiar, like, I've seen it within the past year it seems, but I just can't determine which one. Okay, I know which movie it is now, but I had to cheat to find it.

If it had mentioned a certain kind of sweater, I would have gotten it immediately

Zannon wrote:Let me re-start this bad boy:

"I like to dress in women's clothing."

"You're a fruit?"

"No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. "

"You're not a fruit? "

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. "

Ed Wood?

Seret Sajet wrote:

Zannon wrote:Let me re-start this bad boy:

"I like to dress in women's clothing."

"You're a fruit?"

"No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. "

"You're not a fruit? "

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. "

Ed Wood?

Ding! Ding!! Ding!!!

Give that Twi'Lek a prize!! Good Job..now on to round 1:

"The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

Zannon wrote: "The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

Raising Arizona

and one of my own...
"Do not seek the treasure"

Seret Sajet wrote:

Zannon wrote: "The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

Raising Arizona

and one of my own...
"Do not seek the treasure"

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"

You love George Clooney quotes, don't ya?

try this on for size:

"He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."

Zannon wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:

Zannon wrote: "The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

Raising Arizona

and one of my own...
"Do not seek the treasure"

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"

You love George Clooney quotes, don't ya?

Except that it wasn't Clooney who said that line.

You sure X'an? I thought it was, but I could be wrong.

Zannon wrote:You sure X'an? I thought it was, but I could be wrong.

Yeah, it's the taller of the hillbillies who was captured and in the movie theater saying:

"Do NOT...seek...the traysure!"

And then Clooney and the other idiot turn around, and he says it like 8 more times.

Zannon wrote: You love George Clooney quotes, don't ya?

try this on for size:

"He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."

Thats not a Clooney quote, mook. Thats a John Turturro quote. But you did get the movie right.

And your quote is from Con Air. Steve Buscemi rules!

And another...

"What is that?

Black Blood of the Earth

You mean oil?

I mean Black Blood of the Earth!"

Ah...you're right. I remember now.

I still think Seret wants to do Clooney though.

Zannon wrote:Ah...you're right. I remember now.

I still think Seret wants to do Clooney though.

And you want to do Buschemi! ;)

Zannon wrote:Ah...you're right. I remember now.

I still think Seret wants to do Clooney though.

Actually I want YOU to do him while I watch. Is that weird?

Seret Sajet wrote:
And another...

"What is that?

Black Blood of the Earth

You mean oil?

I mean Black Blood of the Earth!"

Big Trouble in Little China

Next up:

"Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me."

"Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating... "

"She was going down on me at the time...What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt."

"If all she did was dump you, you got off light. "

X'an Shin wrote: And you want to do Buschemi! ;)

It's his teeth.