SWG Tales

/think "Have fun by yourself chief...there's been a change in plans."

Dwilah wrote:

Ekade wrote:Hey, I need a train in Dominatrix x-x-x-4. Can I stop by sometime?

Seret should be mastering "worthless slave" shortly.. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Training requires practical demonstration. Better hurry over while I've got Zannon tied down.

Oh goody!! I was hoping you would say that. *BEAM*

X'an Shin wrote:

Ekade wrote:

Keer wrote:Speaking of those Episode 4 and 5 continuity problems...heh. Whatcha got Ekade?

Don't derail the thread Keer.

I believe you meant to say don't RE-rail the thread.

Because this one's off the rails and careening towards the ditch nicely ;P

I know.. the "mistake" was intentional.


Wait... Were you just trying to correct me?

Dammit X'an... *cracks whip*.. Get the F-BOMB in my Doghouse right now you pathetic little zabrak!!! Prepare to be.. punished.

*cracks and evil grin while slowly zipping up her thigh-high boots*

Crap now I HAVE to let X'an in cause he earned it. Fine, but you're splitting half the utilities and no ordering pay-per-view without letting me know.

And bring your own toothbrush.

Seret Sajet wrote:

Ekade wrote:

Dwilah wrote: Dwilah's little known skillset includes Dominatrix 4-3-1-4 (Floggers-Leathers-Candles-Toys). So yes...she DOES have the highly sought after cert for-and does posess-the Krayt Barb Flogger, with Bleed DOT.

Hey, I need a train in Dominatrix x-x-x-4. Can I stop by sometime?

Seret should be mastering "worthless slave" shortly.. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I said I was in your doghouse, I didn't say YOU could come in. I've bolted the doors, set up my network with my cable connection and Zannon and I have build a vast underground network between the two doghouses by tricking you and Dwilah into putting us there.

The Doghouses are ours now! Tough luck suckers!!

What kind of amateur Doghouse Dominatrix to you take me for?

You discover after digging down 6 inches.. a metal surface. Upon clearing away more dirt you realize that you are completely incased in a metal box. Etched on a metal surface is a note that reads, "Bad doggie, you will stay put."

Ekade wrote: Don't derail the thread Keer.

Not to be confused with:

"I really don't have any continuity problems. I was JUST TALKIN' SHTIT!" :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

/opens the hatch.

/emerges wearing hotpants and light bustier, and carrying a flogger.

/retrieves a towel.

/goes back down into the basement.

Dwilah wrote:/opens the hatch.

/emerges wearing hotpants and light bustier, and carrying a flogger.

/retrieves a towel.

/goes back down into the basement.

That was my towel, dammit!!

Crap, you can have it now. Burn it when you're done.

/goes back to his Doghouse, laughing at Ekade forgetting to lock to the door again

naughty boy Seret Sajet wrote:

Dwilah wrote:/opens the hatch.

/emerges wearing hotpants and light bustier, and carrying a flogger.

/retrieves a towel.

/goes back down into the basement.

That was my towel, dammit!!

Crap, you can have it now. Burn it when you're done.

/goes back to his S&M chamber, laughing at leather whippin' Ekade forgetting to lock to the door again

Shut your F-BOMB mouth slave. You don't need a towell.

And for speaking out of turn...

*shoves a gag in Seret's mouth, buckling it tightly*

Keer wrote:

leather whippin' Ekade wrote: Don't derail the thread Keer.

Not to be confused with:

"I really don't have any continuity problems. I was JUST TALKIN' SHTIT!" :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I have a list of continuity issues. However, I expect my opinions on this matter will be about as popular as those of that one loon who claimed it was possible to be a SW fan and still want to leave SWG for WoW. (You know I am only kidding.)

Plus there is a pack of hungry wolves wanting to be on the winning end of an argument with me. I can't allow that.

leather whippin' Ekade wrote: I have a list of continuity issues. However, I expect my opinions on this matter will be about as popular as those of that one loon who claimed it was possible to be a SW fan and still want to leave SWG for WoW. (You know I am only kidding.)

Plus there is a pack of hungry wolves wanting to be on the winning end of an argument with me. I can't allow that.

I don't know about any of that stuff...I just wanted to talk about Star Wars. :lol: You've got me genuinely intrigued about Episode 5, is all.

Send your list in PM then. And F-CRUISE MISSILE those "wolves".

ok I didn't read the whole thread, but here's my 2 cents after watching SW:ANH...

surround sound effects were really good in spots, could've used more though I think

the millenium falcon jet exhaust bass level was deep and loud!!


with all the advancements lucas has made in the digital field, could he not fix the square boxes around the tie fighters?

Skarr wrote:with all the advancements lucas has made in the digital field, could he not fix the square boxes around the tie fighters?

WHAT?????

Are you absofreakinglutely positive this was on there?

The black squares around the ties was an artifact from having a film print being put on VHS. If they used the original print to make this DVD, which they should have, you shouldn't see those artifacts. If they really ARE there, it means they used the VHS copy to make the print, which just doesn't make any sense.

In any case, if they DO exist, that's a crying shame, because yeah, that's like, the EASIEST fix to make.

go to ANH, and jump to the scene where luka and han are shooting from the falcons turrets...it absofuckinobvious....

Oh that sucks..I didn't notice that before.

Does anyone find it unsettling that Temura Morrison's voice is being used for Boba Fett(granted this would fit with the continuity of the prequels)? Boba Fett's words sounds so much grittier and you could just hear the anger underneath the voice. The new voiceover's don't cast the same impression with me. I understand why he did it, but it ruins the whole mystique of the Fett character for me(some would argue that the prequels have damaged it enough).

Secondly, finally got around to watching ESB. There is a exposition with the Emperor about the "boy who destroyed the Death Star". Come now..you can't tell me that Vader didn't know he had a kid? What did Amidala just have a sudden thyroid problem and gain large amounts of weight? The only way this can be explained is that she gives birth while he's away...that's the only thing that would make sense at all...