SWG Tales

Jedi2b wrote:*waves his hand in front of Ekade*

Jabe is the man your looking for!

(thinks... a little nudge never hurt anything... right?)

...

So.. basically the only people who want to fill the position are NON-tall male twileks..

"This deal is getting worse all the time.."

Jabe Adaks wrote:However, I think you already know I am in good shape (since Dwilah toted me around the xmas party).

I OBJECT!!! I think for the safety of all parties involved in the potential of this union, doctor's records should be revealed. Pinkie went on spice and lost a bunch of his muscle since then! He's crazy! And his thighs aren't so strong anymore!

Sorry...but Zannon's taken. You'll just have to look elsewhere for a slightly neurotic Rodian with trust issues and deep seeded angst.

Zannon wrote:Sorry...but Zannon's taken. You'll just have to look elsewhere for a slightly neurotic Rodian with trust issues and deep seeded angst.

You forgot to include, ".. with the body of a prepubescent boy".

Ekade wrote:

Zannon wrote:Sorry...but Zannon's taken. You'll just have to look elsewhere for a slightly neurotic Rodian with trust issues and deep seeded angst.

You forgot to include, ".. with the body of a prepubescent boy".

*sniff*

Dwilah likes Zannon's body.

*sniff*

Zannon wrote:

Ekade wrote:

Zannon wrote:Sorry...but Zannon's taken. You'll just have to look elsewhere for a slightly neurotic Rodian with trust issues and deep seeded angst.

You forgot to include, ".. with the body of a prepubescent boy".

*sniff*

Dwilah likes Zannon's body.

*sniff*

Sorry.. that was mean. I take it back.

I am having a crummy day.. but that is no excuse to be mean to maturing rodians. *hugs*

Ekade wrote:
You forgot to include, ".. with the body of a prepubescent boy".

Prepubescent? What? He's like a foot taller than Dwilah. Everything on Zannon's monstrous.

Dwilah wrote:And his thighs aren't so strong anymore!

Dwilah of all people should know that Jabe's thighs are as "thrusty" as ever...

Oops, I think I meant to say "trusty"... Oh well.

Jabe

Jabe Adaks wrote:

Dwilah wrote:And his thighs aren't so strong anymore!

Dwilah of all people should know that Jabe's thighs are as "thrusty" as ever...

Oops, I think I meant to say "trusty"... Oh well.

Jabe

You'd think he'd be embarrassed about his own inability to perform.

Dwilah wrote:You'd think he'd be embarrassed about his own inability to perform.

Don't blame me for your buffs...

Jabe

Wow. A trainwreck E-bo didn't start.

Ekade wrote:

Zannon wrote:Sorry...but Zannon's taken. You'll just have to look elsewhere for a slightly neurotic Rodian with trust issues and deep seeded angst.

You forgot to include, ".. with the body of a prepubescent boy".

Sometimes, I'm glad it takes me a few days to catch up with the posts.

*Feels a little safer not being part of this thread.

Oops

Every one else has already gave it a shot so here goes my resume

Ekade im not a Twi'Lek of course
I am tall by human standards
I know that just about knocks me off the list but to compensate ,I can do things with my tongue that youve only ever dreamed of :P

hmmm... short blue rodian.... thats not zannon.... trust issues (yours or his? )....

the answer is NO!

Endrin wrote:I know that just about knocks me off the list but to compensate ,I can do things with my tongue that youve only ever dreamed of :P

Musta been captain of the debate team back in Theed West High.