Ekade Needs a Man Thread, part Deux.

[Curse]

You know... I could allways get some Lekku surgically attached...

That might not hurt-- right.

[Tandis]

Dear Priestess,

Your stunning beauty has inspired me in so many ways I cant imagine. You should let me hire you handmaidens so you can be treated like a princess. I would also like to donate a mansion or your choise to your charity work. You can make it your temple so that you can teach everyone to be as stunning and radiant as you are my dear. I am but a little star in this crazy universe trying to shine bright. I am however blinded by your radiance since you shine brighter than any star I have ever seen. My dear I shall worship the ground that you walk on. So please my dear make the right chose and become my bride and together we can make beautifull little stars together that will shine brightly for all the universe to see.

Ever Loving
Lord Tandis
Duke of Love

[Seret Sajet]

huughghh...... ugh I just threw up in my mouth.

[Rebecca]

Call me old fashioned, but shouldn't an RP relationship form in the wonderful world of RP?
Instead of being advertised on the forums?
I dunno... Kinda creepy!

[Jabe Adaks]

Call me old fashioned, but shouldn't an RP relationship form in the wonderful world of RP?
Instead of being advertised on the forums?
I dunno... Kinda creepy!

Well the thread is more of a joke than anything - we're pretty much goofing around. Maybe Ekade will announce that the position has been filled just so we won't have to suffer through any more applications...?

/looks up

Jabe

[Ekade]

Maybe Ekade will announce that the position has been filled just so we won't have to suffer through any more applications...?

Yeah.. but.. look at all the inspired works of romantic poetry that have come from this.

I think people, like Tandis, need this thread as a means to express their devotion to me. I mean, my radiance is such that some need to express the overwhelming joy they feel from basking in it. Right?

Who said the position was filled? Some have advanced to phase 2 of the application process, the face to face interview and talent evaluation. Our offices are still accepting applications at this time.

[Ekade]

Dear Priestess,

Your stunning beauty has inspired me in so many ways I cant imagine. You should let me hire you handmaidens so you can be treated like a princess. I would also like to donate a mansion or your choise to your charity work. You can make it your temple so that you can teach everyone to be as stunning and radiant as you are my dear. I am but a little star in this crazy universe trying to shine bright. I am however blinded by your radiance since you shine brighter than any star I have ever seen. My dear I shall worship the ground that you walk on. So please my dear make the right chose and become my bride and together we can make beautifull little stars together that will shine brightly for all the universe to see.

Ever Loving
Lord Tandis
Duke of Love

Be still my heart.

Now THAT was an application. I think all future applicants will be required to submit a paragraph of devotion, similar to the above.

Good stuff.


*hears someone getting nauseous and glances over in Seret's direction*

Oh? Think you can do better?

[Sai'nu]

And this one time, At lekku band space camp....

[Ekade]

And this one time, At lekku band space camp....

There is no Twi'lek space camp.

We never achieved space travel. We were too busy with.. umm.. other things.

[Seret Sajet]

Maybe Ekade will announce that the position has been filled just so we won't have to suffer through any more applications...?

Yeah.. but.. look at all the inspired works of romantic poetry that have come from this.

I think people, like Tandis, need this thread as a means to express their devotion to me. I mean, my radiance is such that some need to express the overwhelming joy they feel from basking in it. Right?

Who said the position was filled? Some have advanced to phase 2 of the application process, the face to face interview and talent evaluation. Our offices are still accepting applications at this time.

hurrgh.... dammit did it again. I'm never gonna get that taste out of my mouth now.

[Ekade]

Maybe Ekade will announce that the position has been filled just so we won't have to suffer through any more applications...?

Yeah.. but.. look at all the inspired works of romantic poetry that have come from this.

I think people, like Tandis, need this thread as a means to express their devotion to me. I mean, my radiance is such that some need to express the overwhelming joy they feel from basking in it. Right?

Who said the position was filled? Some have advanced to phase 2 of the application process, the face to face interview and talent evaluation. Our offices are still accepting applications at this time.

hurrgh.... dammit did it again. I'm never gonna get that taste out of my mouth now.

...

[Seret Sajet]

Yeah.. but.. look at all the inspired works of romantic poetry that have come from this.

I think people, like Tandis, need this thread as a means to express their devotion to me. I mean, my radiance is such that some need to express the overwhelming joy they feel from basking in it. Right?

Who said the position was filled? Some have advanced to phase 2 of the application process, the face to face interview and talent evaluation. Our offices are still accepting applications at this time.

hurrgh.... dammit did it again. I'm never gonna get that taste out of my mouth now.

...

Aw...damn... its Saint V's day and I went and hurt your feelings. My dearest apologies. I guess I am simply trying to push you into Tandis's arms. He can provide for you, keep you in luxury, devote every waking moment to your well-being and care. You deserve such a man.

While I... though I stand by my promise of protection.... cannot provide such things. I will only bring you heartbreak and pain. Death follows me everywhere I go and that is no place for a Priestess and devoted child of the Goddess. The path I walk I walk alone. All those that follow tread in sorrow.


Plus Tandis has cable. I can't top that. Waaaay out of my league. You best get up on that girl while the getting is good!

[Ekade]

While I... though I stand by my promise of protection.... cannot provide such things. I will only bring you heartbreak and pain. Death follows me everywhere I go and that is no place for a Priestess and devoted child of the Goddess. The path I walk I walk alone. All those that follow tread in sorrow.

*melts*


Dreamy..


(( I am a sucker for a good story. ))

[Seret Sajet]

While I... though I stand by my promise of protection.... cannot provide such things. I will only bring you heartbreak and pain. Death follows me everywhere I go and that is no place for a Priestess and devoted child of the Goddess. The path I walk I walk alone. All those that follow tread in sorrow.

*melts*


Dreamy..


(( I am a sucker for a good story. ))

((And cable))

[Jaminos]

*picks up brandy. Takes gulp* I remember when ekade...