SWG Tales

Smugglerz-N-The-Hood - by Isleh

Remake of Eazy-E's 'Boyz in the Hood' ( Thanks to Tych from the SWG smuggler's forum for setting me straight ).



Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Coronet soon
I gotta get kits before the day begins
Before my guild starts bitchin' for slices again

Shuttling out and damn near went blind
Overts on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the base to get the clip
With my krate geo on the side of my hip

I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped on the swoop hit the juice on my ride
I got DOT front-and-back side-to-side

Then I let the nargalon play
I was pumpin' old shit by the AFKs
It was "StarWarz StarWarz" at the bottom of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street with my Master tag
Flooded with tells, fightin' the lag
I went to the vendor to get a new swoop
Knuckle-heads out there sellin' crap loots

A speeder pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh av21 pushin Muon G
He rolls in the cantina and he starts to say
It's all about makin' sensitivity


Cuz smugglerz in the hood are alwayz hard core
You come talkin' that trash and you'll be ignored
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me nOOb, cuz I ain't said shit ...


Bored as hell and I'm outta clamps
So I go to a place where my homeboyz camp
The fellas out there try to grind that force tree
And I'm asked for slicing for free

greeted with a buff and I start drinkin'
Lack of pistol mods and my defenses are stinkin'
I gotta get our doc to rez my body
ATK and I hit the bacardi

Pulled up a mob to get them out of their pad
And a nOObie said something to make me mad
He said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I Feigned Death by the bitch as he started to leave

He started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And his homey came up and he started to shout
So I spammed last ditch and knocked his punk ass out


Cuz smugglerz in the hood are alwayz hard core
You come talkin' that trash and you'll be ignored
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me nOOb, cuz I ain't said shit ...


Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homies score a revamp and is gonna fly, punk ass fly

Lol, nice rap

Isleh performed this at the Despot last night... it was a riot.

All I can say.. Isleh's game is tight. We should let her bust this out at the next Casino night.. whaddya think?

Ekade wrote:Isleh performed this at the Despot last night... it was a riot.

All I can say.. Isleh's game is tight. We should let her bust this out at the next Casino night.. whaddya think?

Hmmm I'm thinking either an opening act for Ekade or if she wants to sit this one out we can have a new headliner! What does everyone think?

(Oh, and moving this to the SWG forum. It fits there now)

Seret Sajet wrote:

Ekade wrote:Isleh performed this at the Despot last night... it was a riot.

All I can say.. Isleh's game is tight. We should let her bust this out at the next Casino night.. whaddya think?

Hmmm I'm thinking either an opening act for Ekade or if she wants to sit this one out we can have a new headliner! What does everyone think?

GAH! One slip up and I am fired?!? I loved Casino night... I don't want to sit out.

But seriously, us entertainers really work as a team. If someone puts in the work to do up a song, they get to perform it. The character Ekade has a long history as a dancer so she may have more "fame". Also I tend to roleplay her as a "star" at times. (which I am sure annoys people on occasion) But in truth we all work together.

Any one of us can lead the dance troupe. We all know the mix flourish trick and how to put on a nice show.

You're the headliner, babe. Make the magic happin, Cap'n.

Maybe a duet is in your future.

Seret Sajet wrote:You're the headliner, babe. Make the magic happin, Cap'n.

Maybe a duet is in your future.

OMG, I have been looking for ideas for a duet for a long time now. If any of you have some, please let me know.

All I got on the table right now are that Kidd Rock & Cherly Crow song.. and some Meatloaf song.. LOL..

I need some better ideas.

"I would do anything for love.... but I won't do Dooo"

Now think.... there is plenty of good ole duets out there.

Sonny & Cher's "I got you Babe" can become "I got you Jabe"

Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne's "Close my eyes forever" can become "Chose my eyes from an ID"

Tom Jones and Tina Turner's "Hot Legs" can become "Hot LLCs"

Use your imagination, Purple Wonder.

Ekade wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:You're the headliner, babe. Make the magic happin, Cap'n.

Maybe a duet is in your future.

OMG, I have been looking for ideas for a duet for a long time now. If any of you have some, please let me know.

All I got on the table right now are that Kidd Rock & Cherly Crow song.. and some Meatloaf song.. LOL..

I need some better ideas.

I will be your Kid Rock anyday my Love Bunny

Ekade wrote:

Seret Sajet wrote:You're the headliner, babe. Make the magic happin, Cap'n.

Maybe a duet is in your future.

OMG, I have been looking for ideas for a duet for a long time now. If any of you have some, please let me know.

All I got on the table right now are that Kidd Rock & Cherly Crow song.. and some Meatloaf song.. LOL..

I need some better ideas.

Thanks everyone, glad I can bring a chuckle

A duet would be so cool.. We could get BEEFCAKE to count down in group with our fingers hovering over the macro key to start it =P

Now if only we can get Iago to do a solo...

*why do I find myself thinking about Spinal Tap*

Isleh wrote:*why do I find myself thinking about Spinal Tap*

OMG she mentioned Spinal Tap!

Most amps only go up to 10, this one goes up to 11. That means its one louder.

ArifoObi wrote:

Isleh wrote:*why do I find myself thinking about Spinal Tap*

OMG she mentioned Spinal Tap!

Most amps only go up to 10, this one goes up to 11. That means its one louder.

Why not just make 10 louder?

*looks confused*

But it goes to eleven.

Isleh or G1 DAWG MONEY as she is known in the 'hood wrote:
Thanks everyone, glad I can bring a chuckle

A duet would be so cool.. We could get BEEFCAKE to count down in group with our fingers hovering over the macro key to start it =P

Now if only we can get Iago to do a solo...

*why do I find myself thinking about Spinal Tap*

BEEFCAKE kicks ass.

I was thinking of a song to sing for Iago.. "Play that funky music, Greenboy"

"The Stonehenge was in danger of being trampled upon by a dwarf!"

"How am I supposed to fit 13 people on King Leisure bed?!"
"Don't tempt me sir..."

Its been too long since I've seen that movie, but I still like it too