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Check this one out. Its on Sunday but it should be a weekend long event!


Talk Like A Pirate Webpage

Oh, man! I didn't really check out the Talk Like a Pirate info so much as I got jazzed about Sid Meier's Pirates! being re-designed!

Anybody remember that game? It's the first one that I was ever seriously addicted to! I actually played the Nintendo version while I was down for the hurricane.

Listen here ya Bilge Rat! Derail me thread with yer first reply will ye! Arrr! Make him walk the plank me hearties!

ArifoObi wrote:Listen here ya Bilge Rat! Derail me thread with yer first reply will ye! Arrr! Make him walk the plank me hearties!

And ye have me most balmy pardons, lass. I'll just heave meself to while all those other replies come blowin' in like the Undertaker's gale outta Jamaica....

/taps foot

"Well, polish me sextant! It looks like it's just you and me on the Main tonight, lass." :lol:

By the fly, if you were so inclined you could fashion your device to this spot...

http://www.atari.com/pirates/pirates/home.php

...and just bend an ear to the sounds of sail and sea in the offing.

Keer wrote:...and just bend an ear to the sounds of sail and sea in the offing.

Aye, brings a tear to me eye me hearties.

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ...

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

Some friends of mine have a dress-up pirate party every year with grog and the works in honor of this mighty holiday...

...and Ekade, the cutlass line for the ladies made me bust. Up. OMG.