Professions that Should Be!
PostedWed Oct 06, 2004 10:43 pm
I think in the event of an expansion following JtL, we should have some suggestions for new professions to submit to the powers that be. Here are some professions I'd like to see:
Power Converter Delivery Person
This would be useful for saving time if you don't want to go to Tosche Station to pick up power converters; however, if you're using this as an excuse to go cruising around in your new speeder behind your uncle's back, you'll need to find another lie.
Nerfherder
Why? Because I want to see what exactly a nerfherder is. Being scruffy looking is NOT a requirement.
Janitor (Custodian), Plumber, Electrician
How primative do our galaxies look without Janitors, Plumbers, and Electricians? I really think these professions are a must if we are to be taken seriously. Of course it goes without saying that Bothans, Ithorians, and Wookiees get bonuses for each of these professions upon startup
Shuttle Operators
I can't tell you how much I would love to be able to pester the shuttle driver when going on trips. Not only would I use the shuttle a lot more, but I'd feel like I was back in elementary school. Bonus XP would be given to the operators that pulled the shuttle over and lectured everyone on board about harassment and giving out threats to remove citizens from the shuttle. Also, slight mind buffs would be given if you got the back seat on the shuttle or cause the most harassment.
Dentist
As far as I know, all creatures in our galaxy have teeth, so why not have a dentist? A new patch would be needed that caused death via gum disease or gingivitis if citizens didn't visit the dentist regularly. Those who skip the dentist only once or twice would only have a mild case of bad breath which would offend all but Wookiees.
Image Changer
There should be a profession where you can change what a character looks like and what kind of detailin...What? Oh. My apologies.
X34 Xtreme Kustomization Artist
This is a profession where clients would bring in their X34 for large spoilers (to counter that wicked Tatooine downforce wind) as well as add large mufflers, sound systems, and neon lights under the speeder. This 'Kustomization' would make everyone feel a lot better about driving the F student of SWG vehicle roster.
Blast Door to Blast Door Salesperson
This profession requires the citizen to wear a cheap suit and tie and go around at the break of dawn to try and pawn off cheap items to the citizens of the galaxy. Popular items to sell are popcorn, chocolate, and religion. One bug has been found: avoid using Wookiees since most goods to be sold will go missing from the inventory and you will find yourself too full to eat anything. Weird.
Please submit your ideas as I will try to post more as they come to me.
Power Converter Delivery Person
This would be useful for saving time if you don't want to go to Tosche Station to pick up power converters; however, if you're using this as an excuse to go cruising around in your new speeder behind your uncle's back, you'll need to find another lie.
Nerfherder
Why? Because I want to see what exactly a nerfherder is. Being scruffy looking is NOT a requirement.
Janitor (Custodian), Plumber, Electrician
How primative do our galaxies look without Janitors, Plumbers, and Electricians? I really think these professions are a must if we are to be taken seriously. Of course it goes without saying that Bothans, Ithorians, and Wookiees get bonuses for each of these professions upon startup
Shuttle Operators
I can't tell you how much I would love to be able to pester the shuttle driver when going on trips. Not only would I use the shuttle a lot more, but I'd feel like I was back in elementary school. Bonus XP would be given to the operators that pulled the shuttle over and lectured everyone on board about harassment and giving out threats to remove citizens from the shuttle. Also, slight mind buffs would be given if you got the back seat on the shuttle or cause the most harassment.
Dentist
As far as I know, all creatures in our galaxy have teeth, so why not have a dentist? A new patch would be needed that caused death via gum disease or gingivitis if citizens didn't visit the dentist regularly. Those who skip the dentist only once or twice would only have a mild case of bad breath which would offend all but Wookiees.
Image Changer
There should be a profession where you can change what a character looks like and what kind of detailin...What? Oh. My apologies.
X34 Xtreme Kustomization Artist
This is a profession where clients would bring in their X34 for large spoilers (to counter that wicked Tatooine downforce wind) as well as add large mufflers, sound systems, and neon lights under the speeder. This 'Kustomization' would make everyone feel a lot better about driving the F student of SWG vehicle roster.
Blast Door to Blast Door Salesperson
This profession requires the citizen to wear a cheap suit and tie and go around at the break of dawn to try and pawn off cheap items to the citizens of the galaxy. Popular items to sell are popcorn, chocolate, and religion. One bug has been found: avoid using Wookiees since most goods to be sold will go missing from the inventory and you will find yourself too full to eat anything. Weird.
Please submit your ideas as I will try to post more as they come to me.
