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I heard from a relative of mine in the SpyNet that it's a certain Imperial officer's birthdaaay...

Happy Birthday Nyase!

Happy Birthday, your Impness.

So what do Imperials do for their birthday? Use Ewoks as pinatas?

Well usually we get the Death Star to blow up a planet of non-humans... But this year we'll just have to improvise...

Jabe

Predicted Nyase-like response:

"Bah! I hate birthdays. Screw anniversaries, and to Hell with perennials! Don't we have better uses for the calendar? What is Time anyway, but a concept to slave ourselves to?

"Excuse me, but I'm late for my 'heckle huddle' with Waldorf & Astoria (the two old guys in the balcony from The Muppet Show)."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy Birthday Nyase!

Happy Birthday!

Unbeknownst to you, Tramel has been grinding Dancer just for this occasion. He will be jumping out of a cake and performing Exotic in hawtpants for you.

Oops.. was I not supposed to say that?

Remind me to make sure bothans interigated never leave after the interigation is over. That's the last time I subject one to my life history as a means of aquiring information.


And what do we Imperials do on our birthdays now that we no longer have a deathstar to blow up planets with? We subjegate new worlds.........or kill jawas. Both are rather entertaining.


But mostly, I'd say keer has the right idea. What's the point of a birthday? Just another day for me to forget and get harrssed with how old I am. Which I have to stop and think about all over again. (That, and never having a party or throwing em and no one showing up to em tends to suck).


As for the Tramel statment, I find that highly unlikly. However, there's a certain storm trooper that was at the casino sunday night who's been known to do spiteful things like that. But if he knows what's good for him, he'll stay well away from that venue. Having hte keys to someone's account can be a very useful persuation method......

But I won't deny the funniest thing I ever read in a SW forum was when someone was complaining about the system and stated that to cure his mind wounds Admiral Piett breaks out in exotic dance 3. Oh I laughed over that one for weeks.(This was well before the hawtpants, and i had my dancing skills in the imp uniform)

What were we talking about again?

Nyase wrote: What were we talking about again?

/waves hand
You were just saying how much you wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes.
You appreciate the setiment that so many strangers care when you were born.
You hope someone gets you a lava pit action Anakin Skywalker figure.
You intend to slap Tramel if he gives you another gift card to Imperial Outfitters.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Seret Sajet wrote:

Nyase wrote: What were we talking about again?

/waves hand
You were just saying how much you wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes.
You appreciate the setiment that so many strangers care when you were born.
You hope someone gets you a lava pit action Anakin Skywalker figure.
You intend to slap Tramel if he gives you another gift card to Imperial Outfitters.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Oh yea, that. Thanks all. And I belive it was the other way around. After all, I've been in the same Imperial uniform since second month. It's kinda a 'wash-while-you-wear' uniform.

Happy Birthday Nyase.
Hope you do what you ejoy the most, and I'd like to invite you out to throw back a few as I try to slag the mental image of Tramel grinding one of Santa's Rain Deer that Ekade gave me.

Ekade wrote:Unbeknownst to you, Tramel has been grinding Dancer

Thanks E.

Oh by the way how old is the old man any way?

Ekade wrote:Unbeknownst to you, Tramel has been grinding Dancer just for this occasion.

Oh, Nyase is the resident dancer. I was going to make a sig for him highlighting this fact before I lost all of my screenshots.

Nyase wrote:After all, I've been in the same Imperial uniform since second month. It's kinda a 'wash-while-you-wear' uniform.

Yeah, but I remember when you used to wear the black and gold outfit and hound me about finding you a cape. Back then if I mentioned the word "vendor," "clothing," or "buy" I could guarantee Nyase would say "See if they have a cape."

Nyase in the black and gold, me in the Robe of Honor... my how things do change.

Happy birthday, my Libra brother!!

ok thread derailment here:

I was looking at tramel's stormtrooper avatar and found it funny that apparently the only mode of transportation these days for stormtrooper deployment is a white Ford Escort, since that's what all 3 of those cars are in the background

Skarr wrote:ok thread derailment here:

I was looking at tramel's stormtrooper avatar and found it funny that apparently the only mode of transportation these days for stormtrooper deployment is a white Ford Escort, since that's what all 3 of those cars are in the background

Imperial Budget Cuts. You have any idea how much a Death Star Costs. The STs had to loosen their belts a bit. At least they all match the ST Armor.

And of course all 3 would be the same car, the STs are clones with the same taste in automobiles.

Nyase wrote:
But mostly, I'd say keer has the right idea. What's the point of a birthday? Just another day for me to forget and get harrssed with how old I am. Which I have to stop and think about all over again. (That, and never having a party or throwing em and no one showing up to em tends to suck).

Knew it! This intuition courtesy of my secretly unlocked FS Tree in "Know Your Imps".

Happy Bday from me too