Monday fun for all...

http://www.pornolize.com/

Funny if you put the official SOE site in there.
Zannon
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
Actually it's REALLY funny if you plug in www.swgtales.com and go to the profiles.
Zannon
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
ROLMAO.. Seret "Dripper Dick" Sajet.

This is too funny. Thanks for making my morning lol

Yeouch.. it changes every time.. Now I get Seret "Spunksupper" Sajet.

Good clean fun for the entire family :)
Ceka
Warrant Officer II
Warrant Officer II
Who else was totally cracked up by Jabe "cock boy" Adaks' new moniker? I about died.
Krusshyk
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
my favorite part, roflmao:

What's New on SWGTales.com...
9/1/04 :: The "Jerkoff" Site is Live!! Everything is new!
Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
zannon this has got to be your best website find ever

I put in www.chicagobears.com

and under the pulldown menus at the top of the screen
under the NFL links listed
official nfl cuntlicks
nfl thrust
under the fucking helmet
nfl high muffmuncher school

under afc teams listed
fucks
raids
aardvarks
fingerfucks
balls

under the NFC teams
drips
gangbangs
creams
barfs
cuntlicks
fistfucks
blows
spanks


man the nfl must have a lot of expansion teams, i don't know any of these!
Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
Just for Monday fun I used www.cnn.com.
Here's some funny CNN titles and headlines (STRONG LANGUAGE FOR THE WORKPLACE - so don't read if your boss is looking over your shoulder)

"International "Bust-a-Cunt" Edition"

"Chief "Ball Buster" Justice Rehnquist has thyroid cancer"

"Women fingerfucked in sinking SUV dial friend, instead of 911"

"Did 'SNL' gaffe expose Ashlee "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Simpson's 'help'?"

"In a CNN/USA Today poll barfed Monday, President "Bite Me" Bush gamahuches a five percentage point lead over Sen. John "Hard-on" Kerry among likely voters -- 51 percent saying they would back Bush, and 46 percent smooching support for Kerry. The jerking margin of error is plus or minus 3 percentage s meaning the race for the White "Bastard" House is still very tight."
Seret Sajet
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
Seret Sajet wrote: "Did 'SNL' gaffe expose Ashlee "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Simpson's 'help'?"
STOP IT, my sides are SPLITTING!!!!!!!!
Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
from msnbc:

first their links:
Titty fucks
• Letters
• Jerks
• Campaign 2004
• Crossword
• Comics
• Horoscope
• Assfucks bangs
• NBC First "Jerkoff" Read
• Gossip
• Stock fingerfucks
• The fucking Week in Balls
• Fantasy sports
• MSNBC Alerts
• Winning "Rugmuncher" Getaways
• Smarter S
• Heart "Superdick" Health


other stories:
Walls: Ashlee "Fuck me for a Buck" Simpson just motherfucking lip service

Vietnam's 411 s more than phone wad pulls

Volvo sees a sucking three-seater in your future

Sex fights secretly taken out of Iraq

A barfing smiling, energetic former President "Superdick" Clinton fisted for Democratic "Superdick" Sen. John "Saggysack" Kerry in front of a cheering crowd of motherfucks that Kerry is going to make America the assfucking comeback country.

what to expect when you head to the gangbanging polls

Celebrating "Rugmuncher" American democracy and citizenship

Fall "Fat Ass" Movie Guide: Big thrills, great directors and lots of Oscar bait

Rehnquist sex fighted with thyroid cancer
Justice William H. Rehnquist was hospitalized over the weekend for treatment of thyroid cancer and underwent tracheotomy surgery to ease his breathing, a titty fucking spokeswoman for the court said Monday.

Today: Exclusive interview with Sen. JohnKerry
The fingerfucking presidential candidate talks about the politics of fear and the unclefucking war in Iraq, and raids his message to the assfucking American people.

Today: How to talk to gangbangs about plowing trust

Alterman: Post-election Probe-fest?
Have you spanked how many motherfucks/inquiries/investigations/important stories are being put off until after the election?

The fucking big unknown: Who will vote?
Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
I know I'm beating this to death, but I'm bored at my parents house and this is cracking me up:

from AA.com

what kind of ticket would you like?
Round "Cock Sucker" Trip
One "Rugmuncher" Way


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Take the farting AA.com Site "Assrush" Tour
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Find "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Airport Information
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Customer "Muffminer" Service Plan

and if you click the American Eagle link:

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In addition, these flights offer the fistfucking:
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A selection of beer as well as red and white wine at no charge on all felchs after 11:00 a.m.
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The "Bastard" American Eagle fleet gamahuches of four types of modern barfs Bombardier CRJ 700, Embraer 135, Embraer 140 and Embraer 145 as well as three titty fucks of jet-powered turboprop aircraft Super ATR, ATR 42, and the SAAB 340B.

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it lists my plane of course:

Our new state-of-the-art CRJ 700 offers a smooth, quiet ride and enters rich leather browning with adjustable fistfucks in a two-by-two jerking arrangement. Designed to American "Bastard" Eagle's exact specifications, these jets offer air travel on longer muff sniffs and more heavily assfucked routes between key cities in the fistfucking American "Bust-a-Cunt" Eagle network.

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man I never knew that flight attendants were so slutty!
Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
these forums look a tad more "exotic"

SWG Public "Give it to me" Forum
For all titty fucks involving Star "Nobgoblin" War Fingers.

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Thrusting, wanking or trading?

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General transmissions, announcements and heresay around Raunchs.

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General transmissions, announcements and heresay from assfucks Gorath.

Imperial "Dildo" Holonet Hub
Imperial faction intelligence and general transmissions.

Rebel "Muffminer" Holonet Hub
Rebel faction intelligence and general transmissions.

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All those who wish to register as a Bounty "Asshole" Hunter and those that wish to volunteer to be Spews post here. See the farting sticky rules for a asslicking how-to. ((In "Bumbanger" Development))

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Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
Ok someone take away the porn filter from Skarr. He's going nuts and pretty soon he's gonna eat, sleep and drink that filter.

:D
Seret Sajet
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Seret Sajet wrote:Seret "Big Dick" Sajet
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Posted: Mon "Admiral Browning" Oct 25, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject:

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Ok someone take away the porn filter from Skarr. He's going nuts and pretty soon he's gonna eat, sleep and drink that filter.

NEVER!!!
Skarr
SWG Tales Founder
SWG Tales Founder
I went to the forums here and got

SWG Public "Fill me up" forum

SWG Market "Dildo" Forum
Mother Fucking ,Selling and Sexfighting

Marks and unclefucks
All those who wish to register as a spanking Bounty "Hard-on" Hunter and those that wish to volunteer to be Marks post here. See the creaming sticky fingerfucks for a fisting how-to. ((In "Anal" Development))

Sex fights
Those that wish to place a screwing bounty on a jerking chosen Mark may do so here. Please keep all bounties in-character. ((In "Give it to me" Development))

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For anyone that has a question about the Bounty "Saggysack" Hunter system or wishes to discuss the system post here.

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Screwing and Everything.

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