SWG Tales

Your RL job is a pilot, but in one day you flew RL passengers for 2.5 hours and flew in SWG for 4 hours


please add your own....

... when you car chugs on the highway and you wish your mechanic had spent his experimenation points on gas maintenance.

... When you spend all day listening to assholes and idiots tell you how they think something should be done and wish despertely for a good speed sliced carpenter's hammer.

--You dream about Galaxies and the people you play with. Frequently.

--You start using emote commands outside of the game, like in AIM and Yahoo. /hug, anyone?

--YOUR PARENTS recognize the SWGTales logo.

--You realize you don't use your email for anything more than notifying you of when you've got private messages or not, and you switch your homepage to SWGTales.

When you can't think of a qualifier for this topic because your non-Star Wars frame of reference has...been...totally...wiped...from...memory.

**passes out**

When you go to the bar and order a tato sunrise

Keer wrote: **passes out**

After passing out, waking back up because the Incapacitation Timer told you to.

when you call people noobs cause they use Equipment they are not certed for

When someone says something funny, you look them straight in the eye and say "L-O-L".

You can't wake up early for overtime hours at work, but you can wake up early to grind Unarmed.

You're at Happy Hour and wondering why, after 2 drinks, you're not getting any smarter.

When you see someone with a white cane and sunglasses, you tell him he shouldn't be messing with Squills.

You offer brandy to anyone who says, 'Man, I've got a hangover. Are my eyes shot?'.

You no longer enjoy grinding on the dance floor. Grinding sucks.

You use commands in real life speech. Nothing like running at someone yelling /roar.

Whenever running somewhere you say you burst ran, not just ran.

You shop here... www.cafepress.com/swgtales

Holy crap...Tales from the Outer Rim Underwear AND lunchboxes? Consider my thursday night officially "planned".

- Your 4-year old daughter can do the base dance to Exotic2 and Exotic4 perfectly, and this is something you did not teach her. She learned it just by watching the screen.

- You hold down the ctrl key when pressing the arrow keys to move your cursor in Microsoft word to avoid "standing up" or moving your toon.

- You can no longer focus on your job for the rest of the day once you make your first daily visit to SWGtales.com.

- Your daily To-Do list includes a category for SWG.

-when you hear something beep and you try to answer you comm.

You don't know what someone looks like so you assume they actually look just like their character (alien or not).