SWG Tales

Leave It To Beavers.

Why can't I find a bag of stolen money?

I want to make a HOUSE out of stolen money. That'd be sweet.

LMAO really.. I know what you mean...

But the funny thing is.. If you stole the money then lied about it and made it sound like you were forced at gunpoint... wouldnt you put some of the money away in a safe place and disgard some of it and wait till you get out of jail to get it... I guess 70,000 isn't alot to go to jail for though... but eh'?...

That's a good story though...

Lok'i Vidaar wrote:But the funny thing is.. If you stole the money then lied about it and made it sound like you were forced at gunpoint... wouldnt you put some of the money away in a safe place and disgard some of it and wait till you get out of jail to get it... I guess 70,000 isn't alot to go to jail for though... but eh'?...

The greed that makes them steal the money in the first place also blinds most thieves to that kind of higher thinking.

It's when crooks go to prison that they get "smart". That's why they call it "college". There are hundreds of other losers there who can't wait to get out so they can do the score the "right way". :lol:

Besides, the really smart crooks go to law school. As was written in the book The Godfather:

"One man with a briefcase in a courtroom can steal more money than 10 men with pistols in a bank. And it's legal."

I still can't figure out why this line never made it to the movie.