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Dat's right ya mooks. Weez got anudder birfday in our midst.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DWILAH

Today makes a major turning point in a young bothan's life. Today on their birthday they most prove their mettle and give in to their animal nature. To do so we must lock her in a room with a purple Twil'ek female (no lie, says exactly that in the Book of Bothan (King J'mes Version)) and allow her to fight to the death and then eat her prey. Its primitive but its gotta be done.

So anyone know where to find a purple Twi'lek female?

Happy birthday Dwilah.


FYI, it is not wise to lock people in a room with a purple twilek female. Of you read the revised Book of Bothan (New Intergalactic Version) you will see the ritual prescribed as follows: Lock Bothan who is about to be "of age" in a room with a Green Male Twilek. If she can survive months of lame jokes, she is ready to face anything in the galaxy.

Seret, you just got verbally bitch slapped by Ekade. You been served.

Happy birthday other DT. Any big plans?

Bothese is horribly hard to read. The words for "purple" and "green" are easily mixed up by outsiders. I guess I'll have to spend some time locked up with both just to make sure the book is satisfied.

And uh...plans...maybe Taco Bell? I dunno.

Dwilah wrote:Bothese is horribly hard to read. The words for "purple" and "green" are easily mixed up by outsiders. I guess I'll have to spend some time locked up with both just to make sure the book is satisfied.

And uh...plans...maybe Taco Bell? I dunno.

That's 5 lekku you will have to manage. You up to the task?

Ekade wrote:

Dwilah wrote:Bothese is horribly hard to read. The words for "purple" and "green" are easily mixed up by outsiders. I guess I'll have to spend some time locked up with both just to make sure the book is satisfied.

And uh...plans...maybe Taco Bell? I dunno.

That's 5 lekku you will have to manage. You up to the task?

I'll just have to go slow...one at a time...I'm little, you know. I'll probably get ignored amongst the big folks getting interested in each other anyhow.

Skarr's the perfect MTKA for B-day spankings!

Happy Birthday Dwi!

Splurge a little bit and eat somewhere classier...

mmm.. Wendy's. LOL

Happy Birthday Dwilah!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DWILAH!!!!!

Happy B-day Chicka!!

For you

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Here's to Dr. Dwilah..

*raises a glass of that diluted juice drink she's always ordering*

Cheers on your day.

HAPPY HAPPY BITHDAY,
FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!!!
WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY,
SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
WHEN ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!
WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY,
SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!!!

HEY!!!!

(repeat)

Happy Birthday to the superest coolest most doctory bothan in the galaxy!!!!

Star Wars cake! Songs! AND DILUTED ALCOHOLIC JUICE DRINKS!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST TWENTY-ONE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1eleven I LOVES YOU GUYSES!!!!!!!!!

Happy B-day Dwilah