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VT49 Decimator
Thats right folks when it comes to multi-person ships THIS BAD BOY is the Lord of the Sith! One of these puppies will make you the envy of your guild.
And Zanjet is selling this fine machine for a mere 750K!
Tax, title and license included. 0% APR, valid in all systems except Yavin and Dathomir. Nightsisters need not apply. Subject to Imperial cavity search for loan approval.
Thats right we're insane because these puppies sell for an average of 2 million credits! We're not trying to pull the wooly hide over your eyes, we're trying to get you the best ship and the best price!
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But thats not all. All Zanjet ships come standard with OnDeathStarTM!
OnDeathStar provides you with intergalatic service beyond what anyone can provide. Here's an example of how OnDeathStar helped a pilot in need....
OnDeathStar Operator: OnDeathstar. How may I help you, Pilot.
Tie Fighter Pilot: I just got half my wing shot off by some jerk X-wing pilot!
OnDeathStar Operator: Do you know who this X-wing Pilot was?
Tie Fighter Pilot: I don't knw his name. All I saw some some fat bastard in the cockpit and he had a Twinkie painted on the side of his X-wing.
OnDeathStar Operator: Checking now..... Ok Pilot that rebel goes by the name of Porkins. Would you like me to lock onto his sub-light engines and blow him out of the galaxy?
Tie Fighter Pilot: Yes that would be great.
OnDeathStar Operator (short range communication to Porkins): attention Rebel pilot, An OnDeathStar customer has requireds your disintegration. Now witness the power of this fully-operation battle station and most importanly... have a nice day.
<sound of X-wing exploding>
OnDeathStar Operator: Target has been destroyed. Can I do anything else for you, Pilot?
Tie Pilot: No OnDeathStar, thank you very much.
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So come and jump on this deal today. Like the Empire, it won't last long.
