SWG Tales

I like the part where Lucasfilm calls it "the biggest f***-up ever."

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Jabe

lmao!

This is the version I've got. "Every Saga Has A Bastard Son."

It's got every single Kenner Star Wars Toys commercial from '77-83, and the episode of The Muppets with Luke, C-3P0, and R2. I also rent it out to my friends when they want to punish their children when they do great wrongs.

Such memorable scenes include:

- Carrie Fisher as Leia -- SINGING! (Worse than you can imagine!)
- Mark Hamill as Luke in HEAVY make-up... too heavy, if you know what I mean.
- Chewbacca's father, Itchy, masturbating to virtual porn!
- THE FIRST-EVER APPEARANCE OF BOBA FETT! -- Yes, that's right, it was here, not in The Empire Strikes Back!
- Bea Arthur from The Golden Girls dancing and singing in the Cantina!
- rock band Jefferson Starship singing with glowing dildos!
- Harrison Ford hugging at least six wookiees

" The one-off, two-hour-long THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL was originally screened on the CBS network in 1978 and tells the story of CHEWBACCA's journey home with HANS SOLO to celebrate Life Day with his family."

What planet are these idiots who wrote this from? HANS Solo? HANS???!??

X'an Shin wrote:" The one-off, two-hour-long THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL was originally screened on the CBS network in 1978 and tells the story of CHEWBACCA's journey home with HANS SOLO to celebrate Life Day with his family."

What planet are these idiots who wrote this from? HANS Solo? HANS???!??

Yeah I noticed that.

Jabe

Lol I have the same copy. I have one saved from TV and another I got from Ebay in DVD format. I hate the thing but I laugh each time. The Video is older then me. My dad gave it to me. He recorded it when he was younger. Awasome if you ask me lol.