SWG Tales

With the comment about bad game movies I was thinking about the bad movies I've been to.

The first and foremost was Alexander which I was subjected to last night. I will say that me and my friend had a great time, being the only one in there, making fun of the movie. It was just over dramatized for the story. Not that Alexander's story isn't dramatic, the writing just didn't support the over artistic tones and cinematography they tried to run with.

The other 2 I can think of I won't comment on other than their names, cause they don't really deserve to be mentioned further. Battlefield Earth and Mortal Kombat : Annihilation (as mentioned in the other thread).

Anyone else have others?

hmm...I thought battle field eart was alright not great but alright, as for other movies I would say I hated D&D I hated this movie with a passion! :x

MK: Annihilation was absolutely horrible..this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Even the martial arts moves were poorly choreographed.

Illbleed wrote:MK: Annihilation was absolutely horrible..this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Even the martial arts moves were poorly choreographed.

Yep, and they made Shao Khan into a noob hydra. How totally stupid.

ANAMALITY!!!

Why couldnt they do BABALITY instead?

Two words:

Van...

Helsing...

/retch
/hack

Deep Impact - Lets stand on the beach and watch ourselves die. I hope the impact of the wave didn't kill tham and they drown.

Tremors 3 - handled 2 but 3 was just too much.

In Harm's Way - One of the few Duke films that I can't stomach.

AGAINST ALL ODDS - Great song, horrible movie. One of those ones that has a better soundtrack than acting.

Strange Brew - Now this is by all means a horrible film which I think is hilarious, eh.

When I was in college, my roomates and I made a weekly ritual of renting movies one night a week solely on the basis of knowing how badly they would suck. I live for bad movies...I will share some of the high lights...

Jeepers creepers 1 and 2

The Mangler

Re-Animator

Bad Bizness (Starring master P and Traci Bingham)

Dr. Giggles (Not porn, I promise...starring the bad guy from "Darkman" and a young Holly Marie Combs)

Any movie with Steven Segal and a rap artist (several to shoose from)

More to follow..I should probably do some work today.

Yggdrasil wrote:Two words:

Van...

Helsing...

/retch
/hack

Only movie I know where a woman in a corsette and high heels gets slung around like a sack of freaking potatoes the entire length of the movie, falls off damn buildings, and then expires by getting thrown on a damn couch.

I've actually seen Dr.Giggles...my friends and I rented it because the box said, "The doctor is out....OF HIS MIND" and it cracked us up.

WORK IS BAD!

God i saw that one with hima nd Ja rule, I almost cried I was laughing so much, It was truly a bad film.

Seeing BAD movies is one thing I really enjoy... and I mean the real stinkers. Von Helsing was just a disappointmentment no matter how good the special effects were.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter however.. is a BAD movie in the BEST of MST3K ways.

As are many of the Troma Studios films.

Heh... Surf Nazis Must Die, Toxic Avenger... pure awful B-movie Schlock!!!

two words : Cabin Fever

Yes cabin fever SUX

Here Here! Cabin Fever was awful...

Pancakes? WTF?

Terrible Film #1:
Van Helsing
Who wrote that film? A 10-year old with mental disorder?
I'd rather watch Mon Calamaris mate.

Terrible Film #2:
Del'tar Does Dallas
Boy what a let-down. If you ask me they used way too many special effects and Del'tar scenes still looked like seven levels of ass.