Mad Cow Disease !
PostedTue Dec 14, 2004 8:49 pm
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer
about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what
might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is an interesting new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this.....if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but
only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad too?"
about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what
might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is an interesting new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this.....if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but
only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad too?"