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Christmas at Echo Base

PostedSun Dec 19, 2004 6:04 pm
by Keer
It was December 24th at Echo Base in the dark
When I see a smuggler chillin' with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly trying hard see
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill Wookiee!

But then I was thinkin' this is what we had feared
Probe Droid chatter, an invasion was near
Transport escort so those two had to go
But they dropped a Datapad smack dead in the snow
I accessed the info 'cause I had to know
Freighter license and it cold said "Han Solo"!

Ten million credits in it, stash of Muon G
Enough to fix his ship and pay Jabba with ease
But I'd never steal from Solo, no that ain't right
'cause I heard he's got a friend who can lightsaber fight

At Echo Base I bugged, cause in my YT
Was R2-D2 with a holo-message for me
Princess Leia sayin', "Listen, do what I say.
"If that scoundrel gets his money, then away he will stay.
"Visions of the future say that he's my guy
"So keep the loot and get whatever that money can buy
"Consider it a gift from me, Leia to Keer...

"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!"

(NOW we all know what happenned to Solo's reward money from Episode 4 :mrgreen: :cool: )

PostedSun Dec 19, 2004 8:04 pm
by Weyune
/worship Keer

Nice. I remember the post about the confusion as to where Han's money went..lol :D

PostedMon Dec 20, 2004 12:07 am
by Keer
Weyune wrote:/worship Keer

Nice. I remember the post about the confusion as to where Han's money went..lol :D
Thanks, Wey. I can't take all of the credit though. The song is parodied a bit from Christmas in Hollis by RUN-DMC.

One of my favorite Christmas songs by one of the seminal groups of my youth (RIP Jam Master Jay).