take the story from here (for those that don't remember):
http://www.web-holidays.com/xmas/stories/xtwas.asp
and change the words to fit out lil world here on the outer rim...
I'll start.
Twas the night before Xmas
And all through the website
Not a creature was posting
Not even Coiyonite
Dwilah posted her pictures
In the threads with care
In hopes that her man Zannon
Soon would be there
All the men were in Midnight Casino
And away from the threads
While lovely female twilek dancers
Shook their ass in front of their heads
Gaaralow in his hood
And Jotun in his cap
Had just sat down
And started to clap
swgtales.com and xmas song parodies!
okay then, I'll continue:
When out in the street there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from our seats to see what was the matter.
Away from the dancers they flew like a flash,
Ran out of the casino and began to dash.
The moon on the creast of the wind-blown sand
Gave the luster of mid-day to all across the land,
When, what to my wondering eyes begin to check,
But a av-21 speeder, pulled by 8 half-naked twileks,
With a little slimy driver, so fat and blue,
I knew in a moment it must be Mess'tar Dooo.
More rapid than mynocks his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, AHNK'ARA! now, WEYUNE! now, EKADE and CISTA!
On, SERET! on LOK'I! on, E-BO and ISLEH!
To the top of the casino! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
When out in the street there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from our seats to see what was the matter.
Away from the dancers they flew like a flash,
Ran out of the casino and began to dash.
The moon on the creast of the wind-blown sand
Gave the luster of mid-day to all across the land,
When, what to my wondering eyes begin to check,
But a av-21 speeder, pulled by 8 half-naked twileks,
With a little slimy driver, so fat and blue,
I knew in a moment it must be Mess'tar Dooo.
More rapid than mynocks his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, AHNK'ARA! now, WEYUNE! now, EKADE and CISTA!
On, SERET! on LOK'I! on, E-BO and ISLEH!
To the top of the casino! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
-
Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
continued:
As dry leaves that before the wild sandstorm fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the casino roof the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of presents, and of course Mess'tar Dooo.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard by chance
The dancing of the Dooo's twileks, all in their hawtpants.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the stairway Mess'tar Dooo came with a bound.
As dry leaves that before the wild sandstorm fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the casino roof the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of presents, and of course Mess'tar Dooo.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard by chance
The dancing of the Dooo's twileks, all in their hawtpants.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the stairway Mess'tar Dooo came with a bound.
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Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
He was dressed in a vest, that didn't cover his gut,
That hung out over his pants like Jabba the Hutt;
A bundle of presents he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a jawa you'd just love to smack.
His eyes -- how they were googley! his chins there were many!
His cheeks were rubbery, his nose drooled a plenty!
His droll little mouth looked like a chafing dish,
And the beard of his chin was just like a catfish;
A jug of brandy he kept chugging down,
And the belches he emitted blew up Dwilah's gown;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowl full of Royal jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly ole Mon Cal,
And I laughed when I saw him, cuz he is my good pal;
A wink of his eye and a bite on the ankle,
Soon gave me to know I had to /backhand his skull;
That hung out over his pants like Jabba the Hutt;
A bundle of presents he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a jawa you'd just love to smack.
His eyes -- how they were googley! his chins there were many!
His cheeks were rubbery, his nose drooled a plenty!
His droll little mouth looked like a chafing dish,
And the beard of his chin was just like a catfish;
A jug of brandy he kept chugging down,
And the belches he emitted blew up Dwilah's gown;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowl full of Royal jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly ole Mon Cal,
And I laughed when I saw him, cuz he is my good pal;
A wink of his eye and a bite on the ankle,
Soon gave me to know I had to /backhand his skull;
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Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
He spoke not a word, and the presents he chose,
And handed them out; even to poor Jaminos,
Laying his fin aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the staircase he rose;
He sprang to his speeder, to his twileks gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like Zanjet proton missile.
But I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT."
The end
And handed them out; even to poor Jaminos,
Laying his fin aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the staircase he rose;
He sprang to his speeder, to his twileks gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like Zanjet proton missile.
But I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT."
The end
-
Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
/clap
/clap
/clap
/clap
Good show, old man...errrr lizard!
Now one of my own....
Zannon Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much brandy,
And we'd tried to lend a hand.
But he'd left his Stim B medpacks,
So she stumbled out the door into the sand.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his blue snout,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Dwilah,
She's been doing the best that she can do.
See her in there making buff packs,
Drinkin' blue milk and playin' sabbac with Mess'tar Dooo.
It's not Christmas without Zannon.
All of Nocturnus is dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open and loot his travel pack?
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
Now the canape is on the table
And a loaf of some gurk bread.
And some blue and orange candles,
That would just have matched the antenae on Zannon's head.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
/clap
/clap
/clap
Good show, old man...errrr lizard!
Now one of my own....
Zannon Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much brandy,
And we'd tried to lend a hand.
But he'd left his Stim B medpacks,
So she stumbled out the door into the sand.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his blue snout,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Dwilah,
She's been doing the best that she can do.
See her in there making buff packs,
Drinkin' blue milk and playin' sabbac with Mess'tar Dooo.
It's not Christmas without Zannon.
All of Nocturnus is dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open and loot his travel pack?
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
Now the canape is on the table
And a loaf of some gurk bread.
And some blue and orange candles,
That would just have matched the antenae on Zannon's head.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Zannon got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the casino Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Dwilah, we believe.
Last edited by Seret Sajet on Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:42 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Seret Sajet
- SWG Tales Founder
Ekade wrote:/applaud
/worship skar
You should bring that to the party.
wow the goddess is worshipping ME!
ahhh, but if only i could be there sunday, but you may use it if ya like
-
Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
/worship Skar!Skarr wrote:okay then, I'll continue:
When out in the street there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from our seats to see what was the matter.
Away from the dancers they flew like a flash,
Ran out of the casino and began to dash.
The moon on the creast of the wind-blown sand
Gave the luster of mid-day to all across the land,
When, what to my wondering eyes begin to check,
But a av-21 speeder, pulled by 8 half-naked twileks,
With a little slimy driver, so fat and blue,
I knew in a moment it must be Mess'tar Dooo.
More rapid than mynocks his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, AHNK'ARA! now, WEYUNE! now, EKADE and CISTA!
On, SERET! on LOK'I! on, E-BO and ISLEH!
To the top of the casino! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
/worship Seret!
LOL! Hey Isleh isn't a twi'lek, but it doesn't matter, its awesome anyway. Though sometimes I think she is a twi'lek in spirit
And Seret, that parody is awsome, I wish I was creative that way
-
Weyune
- Warrant Officer I
/worship Skar!Weyune wrote:
"Now, AHNK'ARA! now, WEYUNE! now, EKADE and CISTA!
On, SERET! on LOK'I! on, E-BO and ISLEH!
To the top of the casino! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
/worship Seret!
LOL! Hey Isleh isn't a twi'lek, but it doesn't matter, its awesome anyway. Though sometimes I think she is a twi'lek in spirit
And Seret, that parody is awsome, I wish I was creative that way[/quote]
awww crap thats right...I'm so busy looking at other features I forget to look at her head
loloh well too late now!
-
Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
as sung to Frosty the Snowman:
Ekade the Twilek
Was a real happy goddess,
With purple skin and a sexy glare
It made your eyes stop and stare.
Ekade the Twilek
Made the crowd clap and cheer
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
She could also chug a jawa beer.
There must have been some magic in
That exquisite leotard she had.
For when she placed it on her bod
The crowd surely was glad.
O, Ekade the Twilek
Was alive as she could be,
And the customers say
She could dance and play
She just won't do it for free.
Ekade the Twilek
Knew the cantina was hot that day,
So she said, "Let's dance
And you'll have a chance
To dance with me someday."
So, down to the dance floor,
With a trandoshan in her hand,
Dancing here and there
Her moves as light as air:
"Keep up with me if you can."
She led Skarr to a back room
Right past the rent-a-cop.
And she only paused a moment when
She heard Jaminos holler "Stop!"
For Ekade the Twilek
Had to hurry on her way,
But she waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
It might snow in hell some day."
Ekade the Twilek
Was a real happy goddess,
With purple skin and a sexy glare
It made your eyes stop and stare.
Ekade the Twilek
Made the crowd clap and cheer
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
She could also chug a jawa beer.
There must have been some magic in
That exquisite leotard she had.
For when she placed it on her bod
The crowd surely was glad.
O, Ekade the Twilek
Was alive as she could be,
And the customers say
She could dance and play
She just won't do it for free.
Ekade the Twilek
Knew the cantina was hot that day,
So she said, "Let's dance
And you'll have a chance
To dance with me someday."
So, down to the dance floor,
With a trandoshan in her hand,
Dancing here and there
Her moves as light as air:
"Keep up with me if you can."
She led Skarr to a back room
Right past the rent-a-cop.
And she only paused a moment when
She heard Jaminos holler "Stop!"
For Ekade the Twilek
Had to hurry on her way,
But she waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
It might snow in hell some day."
-
Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
Nice, very nice.
Right back at ya...
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A wookiee in tatooine.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten E-bos drinking,
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Tramels arresting,
Ten E-bos drinking,
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Serets sulking,
Eleven Tramels arresting,
Ten E-bos drinking,
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine!
Right back at ya...
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A wookiee in tatooine.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten E-bos drinking,
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Tramels arresting,
Ten E-bos drinking,
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Serets sulking,
Eleven Tramels arresting,
Ten E-bos drinking,
Nine Novalls killing,
Eight Jaminos spelling,
Seven Dooos a-swimming,
Six bothans biting,
Five +10 skill tapes,
Four snarling trandosians,
Three purple twi'leks,
Two dune kimos,
And a wookiee in tatooine!
Last edited by Seret Sajet on Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Seret Sajet
- SWG Tales Founder
Might not want to view this one at work!
Here Comes Zannon Claus
http://lyrics.webfitz.com/index.php?opt ... icsid=3456
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Right down Screaming Gurk Lane,
Mess'tar and Skorixor and all his Zanjet bitches
Pullin' on their chains.
They are towin, the wind is blowin,
All is sandy and bright.
Hang up your hawtpants and get prepared,
'Cause Zannon Claus is comin' tonight.
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Right down Screaming Gurk Lane,
He's got a bag that's filled with starship parts
For even creepy ithorians.
He then sees Dwilah in her underwear,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
They jump into bed, her legs are spread,
'Cause Zannon Claus is comin' tonight.
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Right down Screaming Gurk Lane,
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He'll sell stuff to you just the same
Zannon knows that we gotta have parts
That makes our ships go far
So empty your pockets, bend over dear
'Cause Zannon's comin' tonight!
Here Comes Zannon Claus
http://lyrics.webfitz.com/index.php?opt ... icsid=3456
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Right down Screaming Gurk Lane,
Mess'tar and Skorixor and all his Zanjet bitches
Pullin' on their chains.
They are towin, the wind is blowin,
All is sandy and bright.
Hang up your hawtpants and get prepared,
'Cause Zannon Claus is comin' tonight.
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Right down Screaming Gurk Lane,
He's got a bag that's filled with starship parts
For even creepy ithorians.
He then sees Dwilah in her underwear,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
They jump into bed, her legs are spread,
'Cause Zannon Claus is comin' tonight.
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Here comes Zannon Claus,
Right down Screaming Gurk Lane,
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He'll sell stuff to you just the same
Zannon knows that we gotta have parts
That makes our ships go far
So empty your pockets, bend over dear
'Cause Zannon's comin' tonight!
Last edited by Skarr on Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Skarr
- SWG Tales Founder
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