SWG Come-Ons

[Dwilah]

The lamest of the lame. What can you come up with?

I don't need a survey device to tell me the OQ on your wood, baby.

[KirtViza]

hmm, Ekade remomended me to you, said somthing about she taught you everything she knows? *hides behind an Ekade FlameSuit*

[Skarr]

/emote points to pants
/say This is MY wooden staff. Would you like to take it for a swing?

[Keer]

Even if my torpedo doesn't go in...impacting on the surface can be really fun too.

[X'an Shin]

Hey baby. Show me your "Death Star" and I'll show you how to do a proper "trench run."

[Isleh]

LOL

Do you want made up ones or the ones I've actually heard in the cantina?

"Hey babe, wanna see how big my rifle is?"

[KirtViza]

Hey baby. Show me your "Death Star" and I'll show you how to do a proper "trench run."

omg Im chocking on my food from this one..LOL

[Skarr]

Show me your buff and I'll show you my /tip

[E-bo Obi]

Random afk entertainers says:

"PLEASE TIP YOUR ENTERTAINERS"

Reply:

"Tip hell, I'll give you the whole thing baby"

[Ekade]

Sadly, the amount of BAD pickup lines I have hear vastly exceed the "good" (aka funny) ones.

"Wanna cum on my Yacht?"

[Jabe Adaks]

Hey baby. Show me your "Death Star" and I'll show you how to do a proper "trench run."

"Its a hit!"
...
"Negative, just a pecking on the surface..."

Jabe

[Seret Sajet]

"You must be a Jedi... you've been controlling my mind all day"

"My face is at the shuttleport and its leaving in 5 minutes... be on it"

"Yeah I'm an Adaks baby. Call me "Goesallnite."

and the most effective...

"Yes I'm purple... everywhere"

[Jabe Adaks]

"Yeah I'm an Adaks baby. Call me "Goesallnite."

Now everbody know about us, just great...

Jabe

[Skarr]

or there's always Serets favorite:

"If you think my head tails are big, wait until you see what's in my pants!"

[Seret Sajet]

Or Skarr's favorite....

"Yes I have scales... everywhere.... wait where are you going? Come back! I'm so lonely"