SWG Tales

I am SO going to do that with my basement when I finish it.

Damn. Now *that* would be a great RP event.

"Escaped Dathomir Prison Convict Hides in Falcon Crest Mall Cubby Hole"

Shishas, Geonosian Ration Packets and several fully posable Bantha Statues litter the scene. Also found were a rare classic Grunda painting, and a personally autographed Sy Snootles Burlesque poster.

When questioned, the thief maintained:

"Meesa ain't be gotten no weapon!! Yousa say a Bivoli Stand got robbed! Do I look hungry, mothaf$*ka?!! "

That is brillant and at the same time completly stupid. To think "how much longer could the guy have gone like that if only he didn't rob the next door Toy's R Us?" I shows that even though some criminals can be increadibly ingenious in eluding capture they can never resist their urge to do dum shit.