SWG Tales

I am tired of the elderly. They drive poorly and have the keenest misunderstanding of technology. I am starting a petetion to the US government to make a mandatory retirement age of 65.

You surrender your license and are only allowed to annoy your own blood relatives. Instead of bugging me.

Del'tar Chagas wrote:I am tired of the elderly. They drive poorly and have the keenest misunderstanding of technology. I am starting a petetion to the US government to make a mandatory retirement age of 65.

You surrender your license and are only allowed to annoy your own blood relatives. Instead of bugging me.

How about we just kill them all after a certain age...just like in Logan's Run?

It'd be like a big media event where people would watch in a huge circular stadium...and then one by one the old folk would just float up into the air and then explode into flames!!

Ok zannon, I am down. But instead of Logan's Run as our model, let's use Running Man. Much better.

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Ok zannon, I am down. But instead of Logan's Run as our model, let's use Running Man. Much better.

They weren't old in that...they were suspected and convicted criminals.

And Logan's Run is the bomb...once you get past the mole.

Zannon wrote:

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Ok zannon, I am down. But instead of Logan's Run as our model, let's use Running Man. Much better.

They weren't old in that...they were suspected and convicted criminals.

And Logan's Run is the bomb...once you get past the mole.

I know they were crooks. I am saying replace the crooks with geriatrics.

Del'tar Chagas wrote:

Zannon wrote:

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Ok zannon, I am down. But instead of Logan's Run as our model, let's use Running Man. Much better.

They weren't old in that...they were suspected and convicted criminals.

And Logan's Run is the bomb...once you get past the mole.

I know they were crooks. I am saying replace the crooks with geriatrics.

You wanna put ice skates on geezers and make them fight in a hockey rink?

You're one sick bastard. They'd just end up slipping and breaking a hip before it even started...and where would the fun be then?

I'm sold on exploding them...sorry.

Fine, we will put em on ice skates, but they will be ROCKET skates. That way if they fall, they still are mobile. Whether they want to be or not. And then we can detonate said rockets and you can have your explosions.

Then, we can kick puppies.

Del'tar Chagas wrote:Fine, we will put em on ice skates, but they will be ROCKET skates. That way if they fall, they still are mobile. Whether they want to be or not. And then we can detonate said rockets and you can have your explosions.

Then, we can kick puppies.

Deal! We'll call our new sport...

Old Gummers of Doom!!

...Or OGD for short.

They didn't do it that way in The book Logan's Run, just the crappy made for TV model. The movie left out all the cool parts of the book. Really, the movie was terrible, the book was an awesome adventure involving gypsies on rockets, a huge robot defending a database under crazyhorse, and the Whole world was linked by a giant superspeed subway.

If you didn't report to the station where they put you to sleep (none of that carusel crap) they hunted you dont and put a "Homer" in your back.

I do like that they have General Armistead from Gettysburg killing people so joyously... kinda messed up.

Read the book, its a thousand times better than the movie.

hey you guys are gunna be old too heh