SWG Tales

Now I would say I'm a much better Star Wars fan than I am Star Trek. None the less, I ocassionaly get to watch an episode of Enterprise. As such, I've come to a conclusion as to the Star Trek formula for success. I'll title it

"The Rick Berman Solution to success for Star Trek"

1. Time Travel makes all things possible. All you have to do is open up a temporal distoration or vortex. Or how about time travel..

2. and the Borg? Yeah! It's not like it's been done a million times already.

3. Introduce dropdead gorgeous chick in skin tight jumpsuit that makes certain features stand out...

4. Then make her a Borg!

5. Bring back guest stars that have absolutely no place in the Enterprise timeline(See link below)



http://www.trektoday.com/news/250105_05.shtml

Kenny Rogers' Chicken is a stronger franchise now than Star Trek.

Sorry, Ill. I'm a big fan of TOS Trek, most of DS9, and ST1 - 4 movies. But outside of that, bleh.

Trek is dead... This is most likely the last season of Enterprise which is why they're pulling everything outta the hat that they can. Supposedly Kirk himself is in an upcoming episode.

So who cares if they get another season out of it? They have obviously run out of original content to write about. Trek is dead.

Jabe

I cast "BONES OF ANGER" upon Rick Berman

Chant 3 Times wrote: I call upon the Ancient Ones from the great abyss to do my
bidding I invoke Cuthalu, God of Anger and the creatures of
the underworld hear me now...

Bones of anger, bones to dust
full of fury, revenge is just
I scatter these bones, these bones of rage
take thine enemy, bring him pain
I see thine enemy before me now
I bind him, crush him, bring him down
With these bones I now do crush
Make thine enemy turn to dust
torment, fire, out of control
With this hex I curse your soul

So mote it be!

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